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My powers are activating…#NegroSolstice #December21st pic.twitter.com/VxOHYaU1Sg
— WeaDaMoneyResides💫 (@TheJessieWoo) December 21, 2020
We’re back with another HILARIOUS round of #NegroSolstice tweets/memes inspired by a rare cosmic event where the solar system’s two largest planets (Jupiter and Saturn) appear to merge and create a bright “star” in the sky.
Oh yes, it was LIT (literally) and sparked endless shenanigans across social media.
The #GreatConjunction of #Jupiter and #Saturn thru my telescope just after 6pm. 4 of Jupiter's moons; Europa, Ganymede, Io & Callisto, and Saturn's Titan moon visible. Stacked many images for more clarity and color. Nexstar Celestron 6SE with Nikon D750 attached. #scwx #ncwx pic.twitter.com/vzP2IAuFnS
— Ed Piotrowski (@EdPiotrowski) December 22, 2020
If you’re late to the party, it ALL began a few weeks ago when Twitter user @LottiDot revealed that Black folks would evolve into super-powered beings during the ‘Great Conjunction’ in a classic moment that ballooned into a pop culture phenomenon.
“As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people Woman with probing cane they wanna make us average,” she tweeted in the now viral tweet.
Other 3-eyed wokelings jumped in to agree with the tweet that marked December 21st as a significant day of awakening for Black people throughout the diaspora.
As of right now, at this very moment, we STILL haven’t experienced any powers but the jokes are more than enough at a stressfully uncertain time in this surging pandemic.
Astronomers called the winter solstice event the “Great Conjunction of 2020” which hasn’t been visible to the naked eye since 1226, according to Earth Sky.
The last time Jupiter and Saturn giants appeared so close was in 1623 and, if you miss it this year, you’ll have to wait until 2080 to see it again.
Did your powers kick in last night? If so, what were they? Tell us down below and peep MORE hilarious #NegroSolstice tweets/memes on the flip.
My powers are activating…#NegroSolstice #December21st pic.twitter.com/VxOHYaU1Sg
— WeaDaMoneyResides💫 (@TheJessieWoo) December 21, 2020
“My powers are activating…” – you know what…
— Big Boss (@LordBalvin) December 21, 2020
Yesterday was just another day for Stevie Wonder who already had superpowers
Your powers remind me of Storm. Well, you can call me a Storm chaser hahahaha. No but really the name's Brad. pic.twitter.com/Fp6GJURMvA
— How much time do you need for YOUR PROGRESS? (@ChrisTheFlyest) December 21, 2020
“Your powers remind me of Storm. Well, you can call me a Storm chaser hahahaha. No but really the name’s Brad.” – *cackles*
YOOOOOU SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE pic.twitter.com/VFWIH3Kfp6
— Miles Jai✨🌸 (@milesjai) December 21, 2020
“YOOOOOU SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED ME A FAT A** KELLY PRICE” – CLASSSSIC
If your powers aren’t working yet, this is how you have to jump start them pic.twitter.com/fRrjA2TNEs
— JC Penny’s Top Of The Line Buddy (@_iNEEDaBAKER_) December 21, 2020
“If your powers aren’t working yet, this is how you have to jump start them” – ours STILL didn’t work
Me testing my invisibility tomorrow pic.twitter.com/vcUfyAX4Uo
— Miguelito 🇯🇲 (@JamaicanBoris) December 21, 2020
“Me testing my invisibility tomorrow” – *cackles*
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Me time traveling back to the civil rights movement pic.twitter.com/lqFFpaAkPJ
— Maybe: Chris 🇯🇲🇨🇷 (@chriseIeazar) December 21, 2020
“Me time traveling back to the civil rights movement” – THE EDIT
"I know you ain't tryna use your lil powers in the lord's house" pic.twitter.com/0LYTx7JGIG
— chidi. (@JustDesmundo) December 21, 2020
“I know you ain’t tryna use your lil powers in the lord’s house” – lololololol
Dominicans at 12:01 pic.twitter.com/rtEVnxFFtN
— Sovereign of Mars (@StorytellerShaw) December 21, 2020
“Dominicans at 12:01” – *HOWLS*
“Sooo if I use my powers to teleport to your room, what we finna do?” pic.twitter.com/UBEsHYRwqy
— KYLE 🖕🏽 (@thekillakay_) December 21, 2020
“Sooo if I use my powers to teleport to your room, what we finna do?” – throwback mackin’
Dominicans waking up with super powers like pic.twitter.com/zMxuAoA54J
— . (@RealMadrid13214) December 21, 2020
“Dominicans waking up with super powers like” – *faints*
Christopher Columbus choking on the Hot Cheetos I gave him pic.twitter.com/2h2DGoxzp6
— Avatar Joku👊🏾 (@jaytheclown647) December 21, 2020
“Christopher Columbus choking on the Hot Cheetos I gave him” – yoooooo
Just found baby trump in 1946. Brb lol pic.twitter.com/LhvkKQcCch
— Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) December 21, 2020
“Just found baby trump in 1946. Brb lol” – *falls down the stairs*
I slapped tf out this nigga and I couldn’t teleport 😩😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/FeuIwC47FS
— 𝓜𝓼.𝓟𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓟𝓲𝓮🧚🏽♀️ (@BrownSkin_Nye) December 21, 2020
“I slapped tf out this n*gga and I couldn’t teleport” – noooooooo
Me using my powers to go back to 2006 to fight the stingray that took out Steve Irwin pic.twitter.com/UsStCFBBr5
— Chidden Nuddet (@Maraculousness) December 21, 2020
“Me using my powers to go back to 2006 to fight the stingray that took out Steve Irwin” – wowwwww
just tried to warn the titanic ppl and they called me the word… little do they know… pic.twitter.com/GeCIOMMg3F
— sultry (@blaquefeen) December 21, 2020
“just tried to warn the titanic ppl and they called me the word… little do they know…” – hahahaha
My powers just hit me out of no where pic.twitter.com/hOeSiuM50b
— Big Mama (@LexP__) December 21, 2020
“My powers just hit me out of no where” – *weeps*
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