You’ve got just as good of a chance of getting sufficient COVID stimulus checks from Republicans as you do winning this jackpot but hey, we can dream, can’t we?
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The Mega Millions lottery is getting pretty damn robust and people all over the country are headed to their local convenience stores to cop tickets in hopes of becoming filthy, f**king rich. In recent years, we’ve seen Mega Millions jackpots soar as ticket-buyers fail time and again to pull the winning numbers that would change their lives.
According to DailyMail, the $750 million pot is currently the fifth-biggest ever in history. Last night’s numbers were 12-14-26-28-33 with a Mega Ball of 09. As we mentioned previously, it will be no small feat to win that bread even if you buy one-hundred tickets. As it stands, the odds of pulling the winning digits are 1 in 302.5 million.
*insert Jim Carrey from Dumb & Dumber here*
If you’re looking for something a little easier to win, we suggest you try the $550 million Powerball. The odds of taking home that bag are 1 in 292.2 million.
Sure, you can win the smaller jackpots that might be very helpful at this difficult time but we all want that big bag. Good luck and godspeed.
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