Can anyone explain to us what Nicole Scherzinger‘s life is about right now? Seriously.
Poor thang’s been trying to drop her debut album since 2006 when she tried to bounce from the PCD Dolls ’cause she thought she was fly. Four years later: nada.
We seriously doubt that hiring Princess Leia’s hairdresser’s cracked out cousin is the way. Nor is hiring dancers from both sides of the rainbow. Or tooting your teeny cakes on Lambos.