From Will Smith to LL Cool J, we’ve seen rappers try their acting out to great success. With their triumphs, you’d forget that so many rappers have tried to act and have been in horrible flicks that they should beg for forgiveness for.
What movies are we talking about? We thought you’d never ask.
I Got The Hook Up – The late 90s was a crazy time. Master P ruled the world and he even had movies. Unfortunately a flick about rigging cell phones isn’t going to get any Academy Awards.
State Property – R.I.P. to Roc-A-Fella. We think Jay saw these embarrassing flicks and decided it was time to put his life on a different path and hang around actual movie stars.
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Paid In Full – Cam’ron. Come on son. This is worst than that phase he had when he rocked pink every day.
Never Die Alone – DMX had a good run with “Romeo Must Die” and “Belly”. But it all went downhill and this lame wannabe action flick is where it fell apart. What was he sniffing to make him want to do this movie? Too soon?
The Fast And The Furious – We know some of you out there enjoy these flicks, but they’re really grade-A stupidity. Ja’s tiny a$$ role in it had him calling himself a movie star. Not quite.
Belly 2 –This actually came on BET last night. We’re not sure if the network was April fooling us because this shouldn’t be anywhere near anybody’s television.
Like Mike – Little Bow Wow was as corny then as he is now. This movie, a kid version of Juwanna Man, isn’t even decent enough for your five-year-old.
Hide ya kids!
Are We There Yet? – The whole family Cube is positive. Kudos for that. But this movie made us weep it was so bad. Not sure how they convinced people to make it into a show.
Bones – Sure, Snoop looks scary enough. It’s not as scary as this movie, though. No, the flick isn’t scary in the good way. It’s scary in the “The End Is Nigh” sort of way.
Cool As Ice – Just look at the cover: “when a girl has a heart of stone/ there’s only one way to melt it/ just add ice”. Come again? Does stone melt? And how does ice melt anything? Our brains hurt.
