The “We’re All Gonna Be Poor” extravaganza continues! This time, we look at the dumbest expensive sh*t these people with too much money ended up spending so much cash on.
Beyonce’s Big A$$ Bag – How much money would you spend on a purse? Forty-five bucks? Try 45 thousand! B dropped that much cash on a freaking purse! Unless it gives her a pedicure when she puts her hand in the bag, then we don’t get the point.
T-Pain’s Meta-Chain – Get it? His big a$$ chain says “BIG A$$ CHAIN!” It’s brilliant! We haven’t heard of an idea this good since Teddy decided to rock a top hat and look like the Black Willy Wonka.
Soulja Boy’s Fly Purchase – Who would have thought that Soulja Boy could afford anything that’s more than a few milli…but 55?! Apparently Soulja never bought the jet, but the backtracking sounds like just another ploy to duck the IRS, who’s already coming after him for some major cheddar.
Some Idiot’s Wine Purchase – So this may not be anyone you know, but his insanity is worth mentioning. A french restauranteur dropped $117,000 on a bottle of wine from 1811 called Chateau d’Yquem yesterday. Mmm…the lovely taste of slave times. Deeeeelish.
Rick Ross’ Face – You know who gets their faces enshrined? Pharaohs. That’s who. Not the guy that calls himself Big Meech on rap songs. Still, Ricky Rovaries decided to get his own face blinged out between his mammaries. Does he turn his chain inside out and motorboat himself? #justcurious
LeBron’s Cake – If there’s one thing that LeBron loves, it’s himself. So he spent a ton of bread on his own birthday cake that crowned himself the lord and savior. Maybe he should wait until after the season to celebrate next time.
MC Hammer’s Crib – The OG bad Hip-Hop businessman, MC Hammer bought a house with marble floors and waterfalls and little midget slaves and hovercrafts all up in that joint. Of course, soon thereafter, Hammer went bankrupt and had to sell it. Not the best of looks.
Mike Tyson’s Wildlife – Iron Mike has had a crazy life full of wild antics, but buying some tigers is probably the dumbest thing he’s done. Okay…maybe besides biting a guy’s ear off. That was possibly worse. Yeah, definitely worse.
Bey’s Golden Cake Holder – See those golden tights? Yeah, they cost $100,000! Hopefully her concert people paid for that, but great goodness that’s a lot of money nestling those cakes.
Anyone That Makes It Rain…Ever – Rick Ross dropped a milli on some skrippers for his birthday. JD and Nelly are known to make it super rain. And we know what Diddy does for a lap dance. But throwing away all that cash for some ta-ta’s is just insane. Maybe the government should hit up strip club floors to help its situation.
