We don’t really buy this, but it’s such pure comedy we had to share it with you. Yesterday we received the following message via email from someone claiming to be the former assistant of an R&B singer named Martyn:
Me and 2 others were Martyn’s personal assistants… Well i am the one mostly on his computer and office computer when we travel and a few weeks ago he forgot to log out of his twitter account and guess what? i took screen shots of his tweets with Chris Brown and sent them to my email. I knew this would be handy. I have actual real screen shots of his mac’s screen and twitter account and him messaging Chris Brown. They talk about their sexual encounters, bash Fox news and Good morning america, etc…this is what Martyn gets… now the world can know about them. I took 6 or 7 pictures and put them in a zip file. Martyn is very demanding, used to order us around, itchbay all the time, so who cares if he writes songs with major shots and big names, that dont mean his own album will sell. He lucky i did not plunge my nails in his face and bodyguards. His twitter does not have pictures of him, go to his website http://www.martynsworld.com get pictures and put him and Chris Brown on Blast!!!! yeah apparently Trey Songz and Omarion slept with him too. Put them on blast dont hold back.
We’re not quite sure who this Martyn character is but his ex-assistant has released these scandalous screen shots of her former boss supposedly talking to Breezy about getting it poppin’ for the peen and screaming EFF Fox News while still giving his alleged booty buddy business advice. SMH. We’re not sure how real this is but we can’t help but laugh at how crazy it all sounds.
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