Tiger Back? Mr. Woods Is Leading The Australian Open! Maybe His Career Isn’t Over

- By Bossip Staff

Tiger Woods might be back in the swing of things…see what we did there.

While it’s only the second round, Tiger is looking pretty stellar during the Australian open. He’s one stroke ahead going into the home stretch this weekend. Those Applebee’s hostesses in Australia must have some grade-A tail for Tiger to play with and get his swag back.

“It feels good that I am there playing properly, it’s not like I am slashing it all over the place. I am hitting the ball well,” Woods said after a seven-birdie, two bogey effort.

“I have hit so many lips these first two days,” he added, lamenting several shots he let slip away. “It could have been pretty low.”

“Lips”? Really, Tiger? You’ve hit a ton of “lips” these first two days? The joke just tells itself! We hope he can keep the lead and keep giving us crazy quotes to boot.

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