Don’t worry, we keep it PG for you!
Playboy seems to only have one thing: blonde chicks with fake boobs and munchkin cakes. But sometimes we can get some ladies of color to grace the pages and make us happy. Of course, this only happens once in a blue moon, but we’ll take it! Do we really have to tell you to click through?
Downtown Julie Brown – She was one of the most popular video jocks on MTV and, when her popularity started dwindling she took her talents to Playboy where she showed her downtown, uptown and inbetween town.
Stacey Dash – Whoo lawd. This was every man’s dream. Stacey buck booty naked? There should be a national holiday for when this came out.
Garcelle Beauvais – When Fancy showed off her cakes for Playboy, it made men shed a tear. For years, people watched the Jamie Foxx show and dreamed about her. Dreams do come true.
Marge Simpson – Get it? Ladies of COLOR?! Ha…we crack ourselves up.
Ida Ijungzvist – The 2009 Playmate of the year was glorious from every angle. If you don’t know who she is, Google is your very best friend.
Darine Stern – In 1971, Darine was the first African-American to pose for the cover of Playboy. And millions of men learned what dark nipples were for the very first time.
Neferteri Shepherd- With a name like “Nefertiti” you gotta bring the goods. And boy oh boy did she deliver.
Christina Santiago – She was Playmate of the Year in 2003 and we can see why. Where is she now?!
Qiana Chase – We can’t show you her spread but we can say she was a Playmate of the month back in 2005. We can definitely see why.
Vida Guerra – She’s never shy about her caliente cakes. Um…so why does she still even pose with clothes on since we’ve seen her in her Birthday suit? Riddle us that.
Mariah Carey – She’s such a tease! While she posed on the cover, she kept her clothes on the whole time in the magazine. Boooo!