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Everyone was astounded by Vanessa saying that Kobe chopped down a ton of women. But these guys passed that number years ago!

These men went in on hundreds (and thousands) of women! Ewwwww. They’re so disgusting. They should thank their lucky stars that their wee-wees haven’t fallen off in the shower drain. Now Kobe has something to aspire to.

Let’s start with Kobe himself. Kobe allegedly had 100+ mistresses behind Vanessa’s back. But really, that’s only one chick a month the whole time he was with her. He could have done worse! Just look.

Bill Wyman – He’s a guitarist for the Rolling Stones and he’s bound to have had some major tail in his years on the road. So, he’s said to have had sex with 1,000 women! Imagine that greasy old man getting some.

Wilt Chamberlain – According to his book, he’s chopped down 20,000 women! That’d average out to a woman every three hours from age 21 to death! That’s more often than he eats.

Fidel Castro – So, during Castro’s reign, he’s had a women every day for lunch and dinner! Every. Day. You know what that adds up to? 35,000 women. Take a moment. Let it marinate. Whoo.