It’s always nice to chop down a celebrity…even before they’re famous.
Wanna know who’s stupid? The people that dump celebrities before they’re famous. Even if that old thang gets away, you can still enjoy the fact that you chopped them down before they made it big time. Yeah…at least they have that going for them.
Kim Kardashian and T.J. Jackson – Even back then she was looking for a man that came from a rich family. Lucky for him she moved on .
Jennifer Lopez and David Cruz – He’s one of her first loves. Must be nice to say you chopped down J. Lo.
Lil Wayne and Toya Carter – She’s more than his baby momma. They were a couple back when they were teens.
Antoine Walker and Evelyn Lozada – He was with her when she was just a groupie without a reality show. Now she’e more famous and richer than him.
Paula Patton and Robin Thicke – They’ve loved eachother since high school. Commitment pays off. Go figure.
Beyonce and Lyndell – He’s Bey’s first boo. Not sure what they did or if there was choppiness but we do know they had a real thing.
Lebron and Savannah – She’s been popping out his babies when he was just a special dunk kid. She’s probably the first and only woman he’s chopped down. Yup.
Drake and Nebby – She stole his heart back when Drake was just some awkward weirdo on a TV show. And he’s still kind of rapping about her.