Kris Humphries Appoints Himself As His Own Lawyer In Divorce Battle With Kimmy Cakes

Maybe Ray-J and Reggie Bush could serve as his co-counsel?

According to TMZ reports:

Kris Humphries has filed legal documents in his divorce case appointing himself as his own lawyer … TMZ has learned.

Kris — who makes $8 mil a year with the New Jersey Nets — wanted his Minnesota business lawyer to rep him in the Kim Kardashian divorce. But in California, an out-of-state lawyer must have a local attorney by his side. So Kris hired a Los Angeles lawyer.

But we found out the L.A. lawyer has withdrawn from the case, so the Minnesota lawyer doesn’t have a sponsor anymore. Translation: Mr. Minnesota is persona non grata in court.

As if that’s not bad enough for Kris … guess who he’s squaring off with in court? That would be disso-queen Laura Wasser, one of the most powerful divorce lawyers in Hollywood with a celeb roster that includes Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, Kiefer Sutherland, Stevie Wonder … get the picture.

So, basically Kris doesn’t stand a chance in court. We just hope they film it so we can catch him making an azz of himself.

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