Reasons Beyonce Is Out Of Kim Kardashian’s League
Yesterday, Yeezy made a slightly delusional comment about his new boo, Kim Kardashian. Buddy said that she is his Beyonce. We’re not sure what that means but if he’s comparing the two, then Kanye definitely caught the short end of the stick.
Here are 10 reasons Kimmy Cakes has nothing on Bey Bey.
Beyonce Can Actually Sing – Remember Kimmy Cakes’ singing career? She doesn’t have a single talent in this world. Bey gets it poppin’.
Beyonce Can Also Dance – She twerks it like a madwoman on stage. Kim just kind of stands there and glistens.
Bey’s Never Had A Sham Marriage – Yeah, there’s that.
Beyonce Has No Reality Shows – Bey may slore it up ever so often, but overall she has a bit of privacy. At least more than Kimmy does.
No Private Videos For Beyonce – Beyonce didn’t make this happen. Even though we wanted to see it, we never did.
Beyonce Is All Natural – Kimmy has all kinds of body part augmentations (i.e. boobs and that fake junk in the trunk). But Bey keeps it a hunnid. Except for the hair. But that’s a different story.
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Beyonce Has A Better Family – Okay, take daddy out of the picture. Bey has a less slore-y mother and a bada$$ sister. She wins.
Beyonce Actually Has A Movie Career – And no that Tyler Perry movie won’t count, Kimmy.
Bey Looks Good Without Makeup – Ever see Kim in her natural state? It’s probably best she rock the makeup.
Bey’s Probably Way Better In Bed – You see how boring that Kim/Ray J tape was? Bey looks and acts like she throws down in the Hova boudoir.
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