The Worst Celebrity Hairlines Of All Time
Where’s My Line? The Most Jacked Up Celebrity Hairlines Of All Time
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The Worst Celebrity Hairlines Of All Time
Hairlines. They’re hard to keep up. As people will tell you, when that hairline starts to go, you might as well forget it and go bald. But some guys (and ladies) hold on for dear life. When that happens, the hair line leans back like Fat Joe. Want some photo examples? Here they are.
Jacked up hairlines in the history books.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
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Carlos Boozer – Dude’s hairline is so busted that he spraypainted it to get it together.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
LeBron James – That headband won’t last forever, Bron.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
John Legend – We’re just ordinary people with inordinate hairlines.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Naomi Campbell – That booger sugar will make hair fall out something serious.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Michael Jordan – That hairline held on for dear life! He accepted the baldness.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
DMX – Jail will jack up a hairline like no other.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Plies – No wonder he keeps the fitteds on.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Stephen A. Smith – You can see his receding hairline all over First Take.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Flo-Rida – His hairline is frowning!
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
The Rock – Even The Rock can’t powerlift that hairline back in place.
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
Ne-Yo – He’s too busy hiding other important secrets to cover up the hairline. *cough*
- Whew Lawd! The Hottest Thirst Traps Of The Week, Vol. 105
- Alexa, Play Vesta Williams ‘Congratulations’: Men Are Distraught Over Broadcast Bombshell Taylor Rooks’ Surprise Wedding & The Tweets Are Absolutely Hilarious
- Hotter Than A June Bug In July! A Gallery Of Purrrty Darlins Who Looked Mighty Fine At Yeehaw Yoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, Vol. 3
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