Once And For All: It’s Time To Count Down The Most Wonderful Whootie In All Of Whoville

- By Bossip Staff


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Over the last few weeks, there’s been quite a fuss over who has the hottest buns in all of Beckyville. People said it was Jennifer Lawrence when she showed up in spandex recently and there was talk of Scar Jo holding the crown. Well, we’re tired of it all. Let’s settle the score once and for all.

Let’s count down the best Whooties in the game right now.

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10. Coco – Yes, she has a fantastic hiney but it’s not 100 percent legit. She gets penalized for the counterfeit-ness of it.


9. Alexis Texas – She’s an adult film star known for her huge cakes. While it’s nice, we penalize her for being an adult film star.

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8. Minka Kelly – Derek Jeter’s ex-boo has one of the best cakes in the game. Plus the face is a keeper, too.

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7. Nelly Furtado – Her cakes have gotten better as she’s gotten thicker than a snicker. Maybe her butt is taking the same ‘roids Timbaland took.

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6. Jennifer Lawrence – She’s made a claim for the best cakes but we don’t believe you you need more people.

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5. Rachel McAdams – If you look carefully at some of her flicks, you’ll see her cakes in all their glory. She’s got the goods. Beleedat.

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    4. Jennifer Love-Hewitt – Don’t sleep on J-Love, kids. She’s come back from the 90s looking thick as ever.

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    3. Kate Beckinsale – She prances around in leather on Underworld and we keep watching because of it.

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    2. Jessica Biel – Yes m’lawd.


    1. Scarlett Johansson – Eff these other chicks trying to take the crown. It’s all Scar Jo’s. She’s winning and killing it as the Black Widow in that leather in Avengers. Bow to the queen.

    And now…more pics of the winner (and a few of our other favorites)

    Ice-T and Coco in Vegas


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    Reality TV Stars Coco and Ice T grab a bite at Craving in Holly before stopping by a clothing store where Coco tried on a few dresses but left empty handed.

    Total Recall Premiere in Berlin

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    Jennifer Love Hewitt Maxim 2012

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