Holiday Turn-Up: Top 10 Ratchet Christmas Songs

Quad City DJs & 69 Boyz “What You Want For Chrimmuh” –

Millions have Tootsee Rolled to this while Eggnog (or Christmas cake and pie) wasted at Holiday parties, the mall while gift shopping or meemaw’s house Christmas morning. It’s a true American classic.

Ying Yang Twins “Ho! Ho!” –

Official bussit wide open for Saint Nick twerk anthem. One of the best Christmas jams you’ve probably never heard. Thank us later.

Eazy E “Merry Muthaf***in Christmas” –

Only Eazy E could give the world a gleefully-explicit, misogynistic Christmas jam with drive-by shootings and a dirty ’ole Santa Claus. It’s perfectly-terrible in every way imaginable.

DMX “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” –

X’s life-giving ‘CMON’ and ‘WHAT!’ adlibs took the classic carol to completely different levels of awesome. The streets NEED a DMX-mas album.

TLC “Sleigh Ride” –

It’s the only Christmas classic Quanasia and ’nem know by heart. Hoodrat gold.

Snoop Dogg Feat. Nate Dogg “Twas The Night Before Christmas” –

It’s everything a Christmas song shouldn’t be, but proudly is. And we love it.

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Killer Mike “Christmas Grind” –

The song you play before sliding a stocking over your head and robbing Christmas shoppers in store parking lots. Cruel Xmas.

Master P Presents… West Coast Bad Boyz “High Fo’ Xmas” –

Classic golden No Limit tank-riding jewelry cleaner-breath Master P. If you love THAT P, you’ll rock with this.

David Banner “The Christmas Song” –

IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME AND WE BROKE AGAIN. Realest, most socially-relevant Christmas song ever.

Dirty Boyz “All I Want For Christmas (Is To Get It Crunk)” –

Sooooooo corny yet catchy and bounce-worthy. Download it.