Signs You Might Be Other Woman During The Holidays
Everybody needs a little love around the holidays, but if you’ve been getting your sideline swerve on with somebody else’s Mr. for the last couple of months, there’s a strong chance you’ll be coming up short while he totes his toy sack some where else when the snow starts sticking.
Not sure exactly where you stand with your honey boo-boo? Here are a few uncommon signs that will confirm your holiday ho ho ho status, along with pics of this year’s sidepiece all-stars to give you a visual.
Your ‘boo’ only wants to go Christmas Tree shopping at night
Picking out a Christmas tree is a big deal, and an even bigger hassle if you’re going it alone. But someone who is married or in a committed relationship is not about to be seen in daylight helping his sidepiece pick out pine. If you see him hiding behind the Christmas trees while you pick one out and he only offers to go after 9….yeah..
You have to meet in odd places to exchange gifts or holiday dinner
“Baby I gotta work on Christmas but I get a break at noon…..can you meet me at the gas station with that peach cobbler?”
He MIGHT be able to get away from his girl by telling her that he has to run to the store, but enjoy this 7 minutes…cause it’s all you’ll get today.
He invites you to Christmas Eve sunrise service at a “new church” that neither of you are affiliated with
Let’s be real. Sidepieces don’t get to go to the home church on Christmas Day or any day in the month of December. In fact, most guys won’t take you at all..but if they do, it’ll be early, quick and somewhere no one has ever even head of. You’re so special, so special, so specialllll.
All of his means of communication go ghost for 3 days before and after Christmas
It’s 2012. So a lot of the ladies are hip to the sidepiece shuffle that guys might try to do around the holidays to “accomodate everyone.” That being said, there’s no more day-after gift giving…and probably not even day before. Matter of fact, if you’re the jumpoff elf, count on not hearing from this dude until a random Tuesday in January at 2:17 pm in the form of a telegram.
He doesn’t want to go holiday shopping together…ever
Everybody is out everywhere during the Holidays. This means that practically anywhere you go, you’ll see someone that you know. No man wants to risk making a mess of the holidays by being seen with a sidepiece and it getting back to his girl. If he turns down your invitation to go holiday shopping like clockwork….you are Mrs. Sidepiece 2012.
Return calls and text-backs become scarce and/or non-existent
Couples do lots of couple-y things during the holidays, and they tend to spend a lot more time together for plenty of reasons. People have more time off, there’s tons of holiday parties, families come into town…etc. Whatever the reason, your number 2 cakes will not be a priority during this time because 9 times out of 10, he’ll be with his girl when you call, text, e-mail, bat signal or anything else to try to reach him.