Common Lies Celebrities Tell
We know better than to believe what celebrities tell us, right? So many of them go out there and lie to us, making false promises or claims that none of us believe. Oh, we may have believed them at one point, but not anymore.
We know better.
So get ready: here are 10 lies we hear all the time from celebrities. We don’t believe you, you need more people!
“I’m Retiring” – Nobody retires. They either get irrelevant or die.
Perpetrators – Michael Jordan, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, Lupe Fiasco
“I’m From The Streets” – No, you’re from the burbs and you’re a perpetrator.
Perpetrators – Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, 7,000 other rappers.
“I Don’t Do Drugs” – We all know better. Nine times out of 10 if you’re famous you’ve dabbled.
Perpetrators – Michael Phelps, Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong
Perpetrators – Jennifer Lopez, Chad Ochocinco
“My New Album Is Coming Soon” – This is the most frustrating. Stop getting our hopes up!!!
Perpetrators – Dr. Dre, Andre 3000, Young Jeezy
“I Don’t Chop Down Groupies” – Easy access to good-good and you think we believe you don’t go in at least once? Please.
Perpetrators – Every. Guy Ever.
“I’m faithful to my partner” – Are you famous? Well, then this is probably a lie.
Perpetrators – Everyone who ever got caught cheating
“I’m Rich!” – You may think you are but you have less money than you thought you did, buddy. Still, that stuntin’ is a lie.
Perpetrators – Allen Iverson, Rick Ross, Terrell Owens
“I’m Not Racist” – If you have to say this, then you probably are. And we know it.
Perpetrators – Republicans, FOX news