Rappers be lyin, and when they’re not lying (or eating shrimp at Red Lobster with their shirt off) they’re disrespecting their fans with cringe-worthy quotables. At some point, rappers got dumber, softer and less talented in a hype-fueled music industry.
Here are the ten worst rap lines ever. Take a look.
“My apologies, are you into astrology? Cause I’m tryin’ to make it to Uranus” — Kanye West, (Jadakiss) “Getting’ It In”
Somethin’ in the swagu wasn’t clean.
“I let you feel like you the sh*t, but, boy, you can’t out-fart me” — J. Cole, “Dollar & A Dream”
And they said JerMajesty Cole was the chosen one. Somebody lied.
“She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” – 2 Chainz, “Birthday Song”
No greater hood philosopher than Tity-Two Necklates.
“Ya look so good (huhh) I’ll suck on ya daddy’s d*ck” – Biggie, “Me & My B*tch”
Big dying before clearing this up is one of Hip-Hop’s greatest tragedies.
“You taste like banana cake, you shaped like the number eight/And you my number one candidate”— Nas, “Thank God I Found You (Make It Last Remix)”
A woman tasting like Honey Nut Cheerios? Cool. Everyone loves Cheerios. Banana cake? Ehh not everyone likes bananas.
“Is that your ass or ya mama have reindeer?” – Nelly, “Shake Ya Tailfeather”
“There’s no such thing as a stupid question”…except for this one.
“I’ll treat ya like milk, I’ll do nothin’ but spoil ya” – Lil Flip, “Sunshine”
Whoever said rappers with cornrows aren’t romantical lied.
“Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin” – Dr. Dre, “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang”
Moral of the story: There’s no B without A. Wait…what?