Website offers groupies fake pregnancy kits to help trap athletes

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Website Offers Groupies The Tools To Trap Athletes With A Fake Pregnancy

Hoes, harlots, and hoochie-mamas listen up! You all were already the scum of the entertainment community as is, but this is just cotdamn ridiculous, even for you morally bankrupt beyotches.

The folks at JocksAndStilettoJill have uncovered a baller-chasing bird’s newest favorite website called FakeABaby.com. Apparently this site offers women (in the loosest since of the word) all the things they would need to fake a pregnancy from conception to just days before she “gives birth”.

What does that entail?

Fake positive pregnancy tests, fake DNA tests, several different sized silicone “baby bumps”, fake fawking newspaper announcements, the site even goes so far as to offer a service that will impersonate a real lab and send back matching DNA results AFTER the “baby” is born! What would you like to have? Twins? Triplets? Want to see the “baby’s” fingers? They got it ALL!

Think it sounds too good (or foul) to be true?

Peep the ugly truth after the jump.

Images via FakeABaby

Although the site states that these “props” are “for entertainment purposes only”, that’s like saying “no sex in the champagne room” We all know damn well what these unscrupulous hoes will do with isht like this.

SMMFH