Jay-Z is widely-considered the greatest rapper ever with a God-like aura that blinds his flock from reality. Yes, he’s legendary, but also the second greatest liar of all-time (#1. Rick Ross). Don’t believe us? Check the list.
Here are Hovvie Hov’s ten BIGGEST lies ever. Take a look.
“Boy from the hood but got White House clearance” – Hov in response to backlash over Cuba trip (“Open Letter”)
White House response to “Open Letter”: “I guess nothing rhymes with Treasury… because Treasury offers and gives licenses for travel, as you know, and the White House has nothing to do with it” – White House Press Secretary Jay Carney
“Sittin’ next to Hillary smellin’ like dank/Presidential pardon, name one n**ga out there harder than him/I’ll wait” – “B*tch, Don’t Kill My Vibe (Remix)”
“Chicks belly dancin, glancin’ every chance they get like—oh sh*t, he’s so handsome” – “The Bounce”
In what set of fully-functional eyes is the camel-faced mogul considered “handsome?” No, seriously?
“Lost 92 bricks had to fall back” – “Never Change”
Hov lost millions worth of drugs and wasn’t beaten to death by 100 Colombian killers in silk blouses and white capris? How is this possible? We ALL saw “Scarface.”
“Bleek been one hit away his whole career” – “Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix)”
Memphis…Bleek? Blue Ivy’s official baby sitter? Liiiiiiiiiiies.
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“Me give my heart to a woman? Not for nothing, never happen/I’ll be forever mackin” – “Big Pimpin”
Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles were married in New York City on April 4, 2008.
“Hello Brooklyn, if we had a daughter/Guess what I’ma call her, Brooklyn Carter” – “Hello Brooklyn 2.0”
That awkward moment when Blue Ivy confronts Hov and Bey for naming her Blue…Ivy instead of Brooklyn.
“This is death of auto-tune, moment of silence” – “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”
Hov murdered and buried auto-tune on track #3 then resurrected it for tracks 4-15 on “Blueprint 3.” GOAT.
“I’mma ’80s baby, master of Reaganomics–School of Hard Knocks, everyday is college” – “Go Crazy (Remix)”
Name another “80s baby” born in 1969 other than Hov. We’ll wait.
“Timbs, we off that” – “Off That”
Yes, that’s Hov rocking Timbs years after burying them with throwbacks, auto-tune and Cristal.