Mothers are some of the greatest people on Earth. Well, most of them. The others, sadly, are like the druggy, neglectful, exploitive or psychotic celebrity mommies on this list.
Here are the nine worst celebrity mothers in the game. Take a look.
There’s no filthier “momager”/puppet master than Mother Kardashian—publicity-thirsty matriarch of the world’s most loved/hated fame slore family. Between the marketing of her own daughter’s freaky flick, family exploitation and enabling of her kid’s slorish ways, she’s easily the worst celebrity mother in the industry.
The iconic Pop starlet dropped one of her kids on the head (leaving him with a fractured skull), drove around with her kids on her lap, partied so wildly that she neglected her kids and eventually lost custody to her dopey, fame-slorey ex-husband K-Fed.
Famous for exploiting her freedom-hating daughter LiLo, the pathetic ex-“momager” lived vicariously through her for years before their inevitable fall-out. Deeply-scorned and bitter, she reportedly shopped a memoir where she exposes Lindsay’s “dark secrets.”
The repulsive “Teen Mom” star is the ultimate fame slore who will do ANYTHING to stay relevant. DUIs, freaky flicks (“Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”), waxing her toddler’s eyebrows, all to extend her expired 15-minutes of fame.
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman
She’s the fame-obsessed freakshow who used her 14 children as reality show props. Now she’s struggling to support them all without having to star in freaky flicks to pay her mountain of bills.
The moose-built reality star may be a “rich b*tch” and successful but her eldest son Bryson has been arrested several times for a variety of hoodrat activities. With so many new ventures and appearance requests, we doubt she even has time to care that he’s stealing from Wal-Mart.
The infamous supermodel has been popped for yayo possession on several occasions and routinely left her daughter around psychotic druggy boo Pete Doherty. When other mothers were planning their kids’ bday parties, she was in rehab, missing them.
Smoking kush in front of her kids? Her kids covered in a “white powdery substance” on the way to school? That’s what the famous baby mama’s ex-nanny alleges. Mother of the year?
The druggy ex-wife of beloved Rock legend Kurt Cobian has never seen eye-to-eye with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain who filed a restraining order against her in 2009. 11 years after Frances’ birth, she lost custody after an oxytocin overdose and drug possession charges.