The box can make men do some strange things. It’s okay to love your significant other, but some men are so blinded by the kitty kat, they will fight a ninja quick.
Here are 9 celebrity men addicted to the box.
Lil’ Wayne is still busting a nut in that slorebag Karrine Steffans and he has like 15 baby mamas. Either he’s getting these women pregnant to hide his true sexuality or homie really needs to invest in some Magnums.
Halle Berry may be fine, but she can’t keep a man. Oliver must still be there for something other than her acting… the box. She ran off Wesley and convinced Oliver to phuck her ex up. That is the power of the box.
Stevie may act like he’s the boss, but Joseline is his meal ticket. Joseline’s rachet azz controls his peen that’s why he’s going to war with Benzino on national TV. Good box ruins friendships.
Swinging does wonders for a marriage. Will and Jada are sprung off each other. As we speak, their probably cruising some hole in the wall bar looking for a personal cum bucket.
What the phuck does T.I. see in Tiny? The bird looks like Miss Piggy on acid. She was cute back in her Xscape days…. what the phuck happened? Tiny must have the bomb hello kitty and swallows T.I.’s babies on the regular.
Rihanna must have put those West Indian roots on Chris Breezy because even the end of days couldn’t keep him away from her kitty kat. He damn near busted Drake’s head down to the white meat over her.
Brad dumped that zero Jennifer Aniston and got with his hero Angelina Jolie. Besides having great box, Angie has them big peen sucking lips. We bet she could suck the lollipop right off the stick…easy.
Plus he is sticking by her after her operation. Good dude.
Drake is still sprung off Ri Ri. He shouts her out in songs all the time and would phuck her again in a heartbeat… but who hasn’t hit that? “She can have a Grammy, I’ll still treat that azz like a nominee.”
It takes a lot for a man to look over the love of his life being smashed to smithereens on tape and to have a hit song about it. Damn, with scandals like those you know Kim K got that “good good.”