Re-Cuffing Season: Man Begs Wife To Forgive His Dirty Dog Ways On FB – Says She’ll Take Him Back After 10,000 Likes

Looks like that new Drake album is already getting exes in their feelings! Meet Ivan Lewis, Facebook philosopher and selfie-enthusiast with high hopes that a very public mea culpa will be enough for his wife to take him back. We’ve seen how seriously some people take Facebook posts, so maybe he has a shot.

Apparently Lewis ran around on his wife with (by his own admission) a very unattractive woman, causing the couple to split two years ago. Well, after time apart and likely a few drunken, late night Aubrey Graham listening sessions, Lewis suddenly woke up and realized he needed to put their chubby lumpkins love back together.

Right on schedule for cuffing season, Lewis re-proposed, apologized for running around with sleazes, and declared that he’s changed his whole life before finally posting a handwritten note admitting the affair, with the caption “Sonya Gore said I got to get 10,000 before she take me back.”

Spelling and syntax aside, this is kind of sweet…right? He’s already got nearly 3,000 likes, so best of luck to him and his lady. What do you think? Will you help mend their relationship with an FB like? Would a public humiliation apology via social media be enough for you take a cheating spouse back?