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12 Things We Want To See Kanye Do Tonight On Jimmy Kimmel’s Show
Tonight, Kanye West is scheduled to appear on his new nemesis, Jimmy Kimmel’s, late night talk show.
There is no word on what they will be discussing, but we can only assume that some form of “kiss-and-make-up” session will be taking place. Then again, knowing Yeezus, this whole interview could go left at any moment if Jimmy comes out of his mouth wrong.
That said, we are thoroughly intrigued by the possibilities that could occur so we thought up a couple of things that we’d like to see pop off.
Flip it over to peep our wish list.
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Talk In His “Chicago” And Not His “Kardashian” Voice
Last couple of times ‘Ye got on camera he sounded like one of Alicia Silverstone’s BFFs in “Clueless”, hopefully tonight he sounds more like the west side of the Chi aka A black man.
Slap Jimmy Kimmel Like Rick James Slapped Charlie Murphy
Clearly, Yeezy was offended by Jimmy’s spoof, perhaps Mr. Kimmel could use an attitude adjustment.
Bring Him Some Hoes So He Can Finally Have Some Good P***y
Kanye seems to think Jimmy has been in a poon drought for most of his life, perhaps he’ll extend an slorey olive branch to help him get his swag back.
Jump On The Couch And Profess His Love For Kim Like Tom Cruise
This would incite the kind of laughter that would result in 6-pack abs.
Interrupt The Next Guest After Him
We all know how Yeezy likes to hear himself talk. We can’t imagine him sitting calmly and quietly while another guest is being interviewed
Snort A Line Of Yayo Off Pusha T’s New Album My Name Is My Name
The G.O.O.D. Music dope boy’s album just hit shelves yesterday, and Kanye sniffing some pure white might be just the “bump” he needs to ensure healthy first week sales. Word on the street is that his dope don’t spoil.
Bring A New Picture Of North West
The world loves photos of cute and cuddly babies. Especially those birthed by a manufactured celebrity and her ego-maniacal rapper baby daddy.
Publicly Plea For Lamar Odom To Quit Smoking Crack
Wouldn’t it just warm your heart to see Kanye look in the camera, plead with Lamar Odom to quit smoking rocks live on TV, and put all other interventions to shame? Take THAT Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil, and Iyanla!
Burn A Pair Of Leather Jogging Pants
“How many motherf***ers you seen with a leather jogging pant?!?!”
It’s only right that the man who birthed the trend bring said fad to a fiery death.
Announce That Kimmy Cakes Is Pregnant Again
HA! We wish, ain’t no way Kim is about to put on more baby weight. She’s not mentally prepared to deal with cankle slander again.
Scream All His Answers
KANYE’S AFFINITY FOR ALL CAPS EVERYTHING IS ONLY SUPERSEDED BY HIS AFFINITY FOR SCREAMING!
Shed Warm Thug Tears For Bruce And Kris Jenner Split
Kanye seems very invested in his extended family so it must an 808 and heartbreak to see his soon-to-be in-laws not getting along.
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