When The Checks Stop Coming In

- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

Jacko may be forced to tour this spring to help pay-off a defaulted $300 million loan. Some of the problems with the planned tour are insurance companies considering his reliability suspect and him being out of shape.

Come on Michael, find what Blackness you have left and make it rain on them hoes with a comeback.

In other news, the International Olympic Committee formally stripped Marion Jones of her five Olympic medals Wednesday. The former champion has admitted to being roided up while winning her medals.

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  • SO_SURRUS

    1st

  • SO_SURRUS

    ooooo… That brightened up my day…HELLO FOLKS BELOW!!!

  • Crap Talker...

    Marion Jones is a straight embarassment.

  • jena 4rm tha block

    4 th

  • jena 4rm tha block

    mike got the lacefront game on LOCK!

  • mo'ree

    how u even fix your mouth to ask for a 300 million dollar loan?? He “HAD” some real good credit…

  • Alana

    It would be real nice if Michael makes it rains on em. I hope he’s in the gym!

  • Marv

    jesus take the wheel on both of then.

  • kia the original

    that pic of michael is wrong on so many levels, its not even funny………….then again yes it is..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  • http://www.whyamialwayshungry.com Bahama Mama

    And not that any of you guys might care but one of Marion’s gold medals is going to a Bahamian…YEA BOY….lol but it’s not like she really won it so it don’t really matter…lol

    And Marion I have no words for her…so sad…

  • shoeluva

    ya’ll are dead wrong for that glamour shot

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    I ain’t even a little worried about Mike. The fact is he could get that 300 million off of one tour. I’ve already pledged a months worths of bill payments to make sure I’m all up in his next show that comes anywhere near my location. Mike is the man, black skinned or not.

    As for Marion, good. Cheater. Too bad her relay teamates got stuck with her cheating ass and now have to lose their medals too.

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd (I like Chicken)

    That picture, is toooooooo funny!!!

  • justme

    Marion so sad so sad, and 4 Michael (in the voice of that dude from waterboy “you can dooooit” lol

  • Tina

    YALL ARE WRONGING FOR CLOWING MIKE LIKE THAT. SMH @ THAT PICTURE

  • Lili

    Is that a REAL pic of Mike, or is it just photoshopped? I can’t imagine he’d really go so far as to pose with a curly wig and women’s earrings. I mean you never know…but…well…yea, you never know.

  • Whitley Gilbert

    Ok, why Mike trying to look like me? It really is a different World!

  • FineAsWine

    BMAMA YOU HURT MY FEELINGS FOR REAL

  • up2nogood

    He looks like John Travolta in drag in this picture.

  • Jessica

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST DAMN PICTURE OF MIKE I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOOOONG ASS TIME!!! DAYMN!!!!!!!!!

  • 504okaay

    PLEASE OH PLEASE TELL ME THAT PIC ISN’T REAL !!

    YA’LL DAMN NEAR GOT MY IN TEARS IN HERE LAUGHING SO EFF’IN HARD !!!

    HIS GLAMOUR SHOT LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE LMAO !!!

    YOU GO MIKE !

  • FineAsWine

    HEY PCF,, HOW IS YOU BOO

    HEY DROCKY

    BMAMA:)

  • http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com celebrity psychic

    I can’t wait for the tour. I knew Marion was a cheater.

    A new spin on celebrity Gossip.

    http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com

  • Jess2much4u

    Who’s Bad?

  • FineAsWine

    504 Y IS I THE ONLY ONE IN THE BATCAVE??

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