Marilyn Monhoe!

I’m scared.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

omg!

I swear this broad has a penis underneath that skirt of hers!

Why the constant touching of the silicone-I mean- breast?

Her hairline is so close to her hairline

@Re,

“Marilyn Monhoe”

*dead*

I LOVE New York!!!

thats how you make something out of nothing

Po Chile…

Modern day ‘The BLUEST EYE’.

I actually feel sorry for her

real talk…

Why first thing in the morning do we have to be subjected to veiwing New York, she’s a scary b***h!!!!!

SORRY, I mean, her EYEBROWS are so close to her hairline

She went to the Wendy Williams school of cosmetology…

@Aunt Viv

LOL @ the FIRST Thumbnail in her black dress. LOLOL!

she remind me of the muppet babies

she is displaying her male side….

chek her dorothy pose—–

seems like she done lost her mind on the yellow brick road ….dorothy where are you

omg (frustrated screaming) I thought lambchops’ 15 minutes of fame were up?

She bears resemblance to Lambchop…the sock.

Nothing but a straight ghetto, minstrel coon, she’s so fu*king disgusting and those fake boobs are way too big for her frame, she looks nasty as hell..It’s a shame how far some people will go for attention.

ewww thats not a good luck for her

monkey ass face lol

@Re,

“She bears resemblance to Lambchop…the sock.”

I’m getting out of this thread before you get me fired LOL!!!!!

all that’s missing is a newport dangling from her mouth or trapped in between those crummy fingers of hers!

she is such a disgrace!

This is not a good look, this is one of the ugliest broads I’ve seen in a while….she just never looks cute, and I don’t think there’s enough make up in the world to fix this chick….

Is that bobo the clown?

AGH! Ive been blinded!

LMAO @ Re….She really does look like that damn sock though….lmao!

Poor girl’s regular weave is showing from under the blond weave.

I’m really upset now.

“Lambchops, play along…”

She may not be cute, but I will be watching her new show. TV is boring as hell nowadays and this chick is super entertaining. Can’t wait for the show.

She look like DW from Arthur

Her Adams appel it too long.

Re….

I am also frightened…

apple

ok . .. Put those DSL’s and tig ole bitties on anyone else and u have a banger! . . but on this broad *ewwwwwww*

LMAO @ the person that called her Lambchop. *singing in my head “This is the trick that never ends . . .”

@Lauren

Lol, that is bothersome. I think the sock is actually cuter.

SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING! MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF

@ negrodamus shut up!!!

UH….NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE PICS.

@Roxie

****DEAD****

what the hell is going on? me thinks maybe she had to many vodkas and cranberry before the shoot.

omg …..ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this chick cannot be serious….jokes

@ RE

You had it right the first time…her hairline is so close to her hairline.

That’s my girl, but she is crazy as hell!

This chick grosses me out… 4Real!

Dennis Rodman’s little sister.

This just horrible. I just wanna take a pin and POP A TITTY!!!!

They should do a photo shoot of her without all the fake accessories, e.g. eyelashes, weave, breasts. I’m not saying she’d look attactive, but I bet she looks better without all that extra stuff.

@Intuitivepisces

LOLOLOLOLOL, you are right.

Can someone tell me what she does!?…other than make herself look dumb! She is sooo wack, 4 real! NEXT!!!!!!!!

DAYUM!!! I forgot she had a face for a while. Talk about me all you want but I’d motorboat those given they don’t stink.

I’m not going to put her down too much.. My wife’s a doctor, I am college educated and we still don’t make nearly as much money as she probably does… She’s playing the game.

I she is funny as hell I will be watching

This is how her make-up session went before the shoot:

**Sitting in the chair with little make-up on**

NY: Make-up gayman, can you put some more eyeshadow on my eyelids?

Make-up artist **raising an eyebros**: Ummm…I think you’re pretty fine….

NY: No, I think I need more

Make-up artist **skeptically walking over**: Okay…

**Dabbing some eyeshadow**: I think you’re good

NY **looking in mirror**: I think I’d like some more

Make-up artist **looks worried**: I really think it’s in your best interest to stop here

NY **starts crying**: I said put that sh** on me! Do you know who I am

Make-up artist **starts crying as he cakes it on her eyelids**

NY **looks in mirror**: Whew, damn my eyelids heavy. But it’s cute. Thanks

****Make-up artist starts sobbing in his arms******

HAIR

Stylist: Okay, so lets start taking out this weave

NY: Actually…lets just keep it in. How about just putting the wig on top?

Stylist **looking at her skeptically**: What do you mean? It’s probably in your best interest to do so. It’s best for your health.

NY: Damn! Just put it in a ponytail and put the wig on!

Stylist **crying loudly as she places the clean wig on her filthy head**

PHOTOSHOOT

Photographer: Okay, if you could just stand in front of this backdrop

NY: Actually, can we go outside? I think it would be nicer

Photographer **skeptic**: okay…

****Going**** outside

Photographer: So where are you thinking? Central park?

NY **looking around**: Nah…I’m thinking right here

Photographer **looking around**: What do you mean right here?

NY: Right here in these streets! Damn!

Photographer **starts sobbing as he takes the pictures**

Damn Shame New York! and to think, people say we act just alike. I am appalled, lol….

Where is my Gravie????

why Dorothy gotta be a broad though??? LOL!

MARILYN MONROE MUST BE ROLLING AT HER GRAVE AND SAYING helll nohhh!!!!!!

She is such a H A M!!!!!

LOL @ Re!

SHE IS SO X-TRA. JUST FOR NO REASON.

There is NOTHING you can do to fix this broad! Look at her momma; thats the stock she comes from!! Ni matter what she does it turn out loking a damn mess-but…..u gotta give it to her; her ambition is INSANE! She gonna MAKE us like her, looking like one of the special-ed kids on the 2nd floor of my grade school….BWAAAAAAAAAAA!

NO.

*rolls up newspaper and pops New York on nose*

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

@ whatsyoursismine

LMAO!

@ The world is mine

Yeah her mom looks like a beast..I mean i seriously thought she was going to metamorph into a werewolf everytime I saw her..I mean she even had claws..

Give it up you FUGLY thing!

LOL at Re

That ish was funny as hell…

@ My mind is wacky

a black Miss Piggy would actually be cuter that she is. LOL!

I’m so tired of this hoe with her 99 cent weave and her walmart titties!!!!

This tranny looking hoe really needs too sit her raggedy ass down!

what show does she have coming out now???

i thought that was Dennis Rodman

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pure Tragedy <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This chick stays higher than gas!! I mean she stationed on the StarTrek Enterprise… I mean she’s so f*ckin high she can eat a STAR!(quotin Weezy) She’s funny as hell though. Whom ever can watch her in action and not laugh is either uppity or senseofhumor-less. VH1 is coonsville..like on some ole WB stuff but hey, I know alot of Black people that act coonish and arent even getting paid.

Baffling, that she saw these pics and liked them.

@ Q-dub

She will have another show on VH-1 where she is trying to make it in Hollywood as an actress. It should be funny. Did anyone see her in “First Sunday”, the movie with I-Cube, Tracy Morgan, and Katt Williams? She was wack!!! Nonetheless, her shows are funny as hell.

ill..

@ Keesha

@ Keesha Thanks for the info I will be looking out for it cause i’m sure it will be PURE COMEDY! She is such a drama queen! LOL

NEW YORK ,I HOPE YOU DID MORE BUY TITS WITH YOUR MONEY YOU GOT FOR SHOW.I AM NOT HATEIN YOU LOOK A HOT MESS!!!

She is so old news! Yawn

New York = Tiffany Pollard = SKANK

NEW YORK ,I HOPE YOU DID MORE THAN BUY TITS WITH YOUR MONEY YOU GOT FOR THE SHOW.I AM NOT HATEIN YOU LOOK A HOT MESS!!!

Hot Ghetto Mess!

She really think she cute.

HOT MESS!!! WE GOT TO DO BETTER!

Not feeling the pics. I’ve seen her actually look better. WoW! I can’t believe I just said that. Lol.

new york can get it right now you know girls qwho has the loudest mouths well you figure out the rest.

She and her mom really look sort of mannish and their personalities don’t help my idea of them… It’s really pretty sad that they choose to carry themselves in a manner that degrades self and others… These pictures did nothing to help her image; either the photographer didn’t do a good job, or NY has been ridden hard and put up wet!

I hate to say this but I will bang the $#@# out of her. Not Wife or nothing but she looks like she can have fun in closed doors. I know I would have good fun with her

Oh HELL NO!

What is she trying to promote exactly? Transgender Society?

dead bc of this whole thread!

The comedy that is New York is not going to let any1…..piss on her parade. lol

@Roxie

U are so right she looks like DW from Author…. LMAO

i wonder if freddy krueger, oops i mean sister patterson will be making an appearance on this clown fest….also is she still with her lap dog, tailor made…

she is SO DISGUSTING!!!

DW from Arthur LOL

@ RE that skit was just too too hilarious

num1dominicano do you like chocolate women? i love high yella men! please don’t be gay or on the down low…do you have a girlfriend? i don’t look like new york (tiffany). i don’t wear weaves…please respond!

DAT HOE LOOK LIKE LAMB CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Google: Janice’s Muppet pictures that is who New York looks like haha

YALL NEED TO GROW UP !!! SMDH MINDSLAVE

Why is she always holding her boobs…are they going to fall off.

I’d ride that muppet til her titties popped.

New York, New York, New York, girl what is wrong with you. This is freaking pathetic.

I don’t give a damn how much “paper” she is making, at least she could do it with a little class. I truly hope she is investing her money wisely, cause this sh## is getting older by the minute.

There will always be some low-class ghetto people who think she is the bomb, but the majority of us want her to just…….GO AWAY.

What happen to wanting to become an A-list actress? Maybe in her mind, this is A-list.

She needs to click those Wizard of Oz shoes and return to wherever she first came from and don’t come back.

Some of yall dudes is frontiiin’, yall know yall would smash, she ain’t that damn bad for real.

@SMDH…..GIRL U ARE FUNNY AND I LOVE U FOR IT!!!!

People like Ms. New York say alot about our society. Like damn, is this what we’ve come to? How did she get famous? Why does someone like her even matter? How do you make sure you’re at home @ 8 or 9pm because she’s coming on tv? Crazy!

WOW!!! Hey, can’t knock ole’ gurlz hustle! Even if she is a HOT GHETTO MESS of a woman! She probably got mo’ gwap than the lot of us us. lol!

re: “Marilyn Monhoe” lolololol OR you could say “Marilyn Manhoe”. Yeah, she trippin’! Plus, she dont understand that those EXTREME lashes only cast a shadow over her eyes, making her look MORE haggard than she actually is. I think that if she took the lashes down a schoach or three, lighten up on the cosmetics, put on some GROWN WOMAN atire and basically chanhe who she is all around, she might be alright!

**attire

**change

Damn I’m fuccin up!

I HAVE KEPT QUIET LONG ENOUGH NOW:

Seriously I am tired of y’all ignorant MoFo’s who feel just because Tiffany is black we should look up to her. I personally don’t praise Kim K, New York, Lil Kim or any of them. Why should we “admire” and “big-up” these females with low self esteem that give the impression that if you aren’t fake you aren’t fly. I’d rather look up to someone who is inspirational. What is Tiffany doing besides making a fool of herself for the world to see. Oh so because she is black I should look up to her and feel bad because my tits sag a little because I breast-fed my daughter. I mean so should I runand get a boob job or this or that? I shoot this dumb broad down because she is a an azz and acts like one. We are not shoot respectable females like Oprah down, Laila Ali down because they respect themsevles and carry themselves in a classy way. I am not taking up for Tiffany because this woman obviously has self-esteem issues that she feels the need to not only ehnance her breasts but also flaunt them and use them to sell herself. GOD FORBID we look up to women that use their brains to achieve the wealth that they want. Trust I don’t want to look for love on a TV show and sell my soul to the devil for money. But you are fools if you feel we shouldn’t shoot her down because that is what she puts herself out there for. Hot azz mess!!! And y’all are fools acting like we should big her up like she is doing productive for herself or her community.

14:01, 14:02 …

^^^ I have typos but y’all know what i am saying.

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER READ ABOUT HER, OR GARY COLMAN

???????????????????

Man this broad is impossible. She just keeps going…

…and she funny looking as hell!!!

@ I’m just me

Co-sign 100%

Id hit new york… in the head with my dick!!!!

“I should look up to her and feel bad because my tits sag a little because I breast-fed my daughter. ”

Too funny.

I know it’s been said already, but she has seriously always reminded me of a character from Arthur…lol

But I mean really, we all know a girl who just has way too much going on, she just hasn’t realized that she is that chick! and as much as ppl talk about her, if half those ppl met her in person, the femmes would be all on her team and the dudes would hit that if (ok, let’s get real: WHEN) given the opportunity!

Ppl need 2 remember that NY and the rest of these “ass clowns (lmao!)” are ENTERTAINERS! Their job is to entertain! Anyone who looks up to ppl like this need to re-evaluate their own lives. I’m sure none of her job contracts contain the words “role model” or anything close…

@ Brook Lyn

Thank You. Folks acting like this broad is a role model.

@ Roxie

I mean it is what it is. They are still standing. Just not as “at attention” as they used to be. It happens. But I am not feeling bad about it. I used my breasts for what God intended. This heffa looks like she is about to topple over.

The only thing that gets me mad is that when she got those silicon balloons installed, she was still trying 2 wear her pre-enhancement clothes! How you gonna squeeze triple M’s into a shirt you wore when u had B-cups lmao…

@ Cutie Pie

Ignorant azz b*tch. So because I get up and go to work every morning and take care of my husband and child I am not trying. B*tch shut the f*ck up. She got a lucky break just like most entertainers out there. If she wasn’t f*cking and tonguing down Flavor Flav. And I am sorry but if that is what I need to do to be a “somebody” I’d rather be a nobody.

But you are a f*cking fool and thinking like that is why so many young girls are growing up chickens and with this twisted mentality. My husband knows I am somebody, my child knows I am somebody. My co-workers think I am somebody. So because the whole world doesn’t know me and see my tits and azz on TV means I am nobody. Obviously, you small minded b*tch, you don’t know what it really means to be somebody. Tiffany is not a Rosa Parks, Betty Shabazz, Coretta Scott King, Oprah. So we are jealous because we don’t have inflatable boobs and a bunch of losers fighting over us just to get their 15 minutes (if that) of fame. OH I AM REAL JEALOUS. At the end of the day that b*tch is still unhappy with herself. I’d rather be no one and happy then be on TV and fake rich and still unhappy with myself.

Dumb azz Broad.

LOL @ I’M JUST ME

She looking like Wendy Williams lil sister.

America the beautiful…where you can get paid for doing nothing. Gotta love it!

New York will do anything for a little bit of fame. Its bordering on desparate now…sit on down honey!

She looks great!!!! NAW I’m just playin LMBAO

WHAT UP M-DADDY??

@ I’m Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08…oh and f*ck NYSDOC)(Check me out!)

WHAT UP M-DADDY??

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I’m chillin waitin to get the heck outta here. Whats good with you?

WTF. I have been saying for years she looks like Shari Lewis’ sock puppet, “Lambchop”. I think the sock looks better, though.

Hey, what ever happened to her dad? Did he run away from home?

@ M-Daddy

Just chilling. I am on Vaca this week, so I am enjoying my time off.

im SO tired of this muppet lookin chick i dont know what to do.

m daddy.. waddup homie?

our boys couldnt get it done, huh?

She needs JESUS!

For the life of me,, I just really cant believe this Ho thinks she’s hot ish… it’s really sad. I would be embarrased for her, if not for the fact that I cant stand her.

Doc(Check me out!)

MARILYN MONROE MUST BE ROLLING AT HER GRAVE AND SAYING helll nohhh!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*Dead*

that girl, love her and hate her. damn! why she gotta be so sulty. but i love her shows

Why i never see white celebs taking photo shoots resembling black icons?

@ just sayin’

things that make you go “hmmmmmmm”

MarilynMonroe? She’s more of the Hattie McDaniel type.

Yuck, Yuck… poor thang!!

…everything wrong with the African American community can be summed up in this one picture

she got FAT, nasty, gross, disgusting, yuck,

I thought her 15 min were up…….DAMN!! SMH:(

she look sooo nasty. dont nobody want 2 c dat. eeewwwww.

she need 2 b SLAPPED. She is a strait up hoe. no lie.And I should Know.

that is one very insecure woman

That cocaine got her looking crazy…

Ok!!! She looks just like that damn puppet Lamb Chop (from that children’s show). For you all who are 30 and over, you know exactly who I am talking about!

SHE IS NOT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AT ALL. i am not hating …I mean anyone can put on a Marilyn costume and at least come across as desirable…and it did not work on her.

ohh…poor thang i dont even have the words to xplain….nooo nooo noo…wtf grll u got it all twisted u can not imitate a beautiful white woman *u wanna noe y?* cuz ya not beautiful…DUHHH

this is just sad yo

this so funny cause this is the type of black women black men mess with from the hood and got kids bye all of them! yall never get a black woman who comes from middle class or up class yall get the low class wearing weave blond tacky ghetto boards thats just shameless with all the baby daddys and u know what? thats all yall can get. you cant pull a beyonce one unless you got something going on for your self a career which alot of you dont have. so you get low budget hood black women. lol thats funny

I would titty pound her for a least a few nights

MAKE-UP, HAIR AND BOOBS ARE ALL THE ABSOLUTE WORST. WHY THE HELL DOESN’T SHE WEAR SOME LIPSTICK TO COVER THOSE SMOKED OUT LIPS?!?!?

lol…she keeps proving me wrong when i say she can never look any worse!

Woooooow she looks exactly like that muppet “sqoump” has as her picture….lol…NY was pretty on F.O.L 1…then she added on the xtra xtra hurr makeup and tits…as if ma needed all that…she should have realize she looked fine before all that extra sh*t. Less is most certainly more. NY isnt ugly to me…she has flawless skin and is mad confident..cant knock that…its just ppl have their opinions and as many should realize she could probably give a F*ck. so oh well for the NY hataz…lol

Is she confident?

Cause all the make-up, boobage, and weave seem like she’s trying to compensate for something she’s lacking: Self-Esteem.

Those Marilyn Monroe pictures are a mess. On the one with the wind blowing up her dress it looks like two different bodies…one caramel and one chocolate.

@blackwoman

I understand your frustration but quite a few of us black men arent the way you portray us. We call it the way we see it. If you carry yourself a certain way, easy access, thats what you will be. Now truth be told there are cats who fall in love with the rats but thats what they know because they probably come from the same area. A man with a good head wouldnt go there but i cant ridicule the cats who wound up with them. I am a cat from Lousisana who had NOTHING coming up & i am with a hood chick with a good head on her shoulders. My point is this – try not to generalize men in particular because we arent the same and black woman arent the same either. We are all different so just do you & keep your man happy & not worry about the rats or the cats that chase them. By the way, a lot of “middle class” chicks are just as messed up as chicks from the hood & enev worse sometimes.

Damn that was perfect except for the damn end. I meant “even”. Damn man. I thought i had it together!!!

If stuck on Gilligan’s Island,I’d do Mrs. Howell before I’d give her the time of day. I’ve seen hotter shemales on the Maury show…

MY GOODNESS!!!!

LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT BIGGER IMPLANTS!!!

NOT CUTE TO FLASH FAKE ASSESS AND FAKE BOOBES

Juicy R@

The rack is Great & flash’em if you got’em. It’s her only good point. Too bad they are on the wrong girl. It’s like Whoppi Goldberg having 44d’s. Just does not work…….You can’t make a girl who is a 2-3 into a 10, by bra alone.

This was thE PICTURE I SAw right before I went crazy AND hAd to change My name

and whats so messed up about most hood women they ghetto ass names they have whats so sad about it they live up to that name. and them type of girls are so jealous and haters and evil. i dont hang around them type with kids cuz they never understand me and they be just a fake friend. just being real but someone doing something for they selfs trying to get out the hood but dont forget where they come from and a good person there nothing with that but most of it you dont see a good person from the hood period black man you got ghetto ass black men as well they cant talk about black women from the hood when they just as tacky i would never marry that type of man or waste my time .

No, not Lambchop! She look like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2

OK OK NEW YORK OVER DOIN IT!!!