OH BOY 1 for the team!

i can’t stand michael jordan!!!

top ten???

Looks like a good time was had by all. I like Luda, I can’t say anything bad about him.

que culo……

Do I have to guess?

Do I?

Do I????????????????

That dude is thinking: nice and plump!

THAT DUDE IS THINKING DO THOSE PANTIES COME IN MY SIZE?

Nothing but a pathetic Pimps and Ho’s ghetto-gether.Poor excuses of black america

Nice ass

Damn that looks like the bubble booty from my STAND UP video.

Dat fool is thinking.. Damn! I wanna put something in her spine!

He is thinking.. If that is a checkered cab, he wants a ride pronto!

MJ playin’ ball in his jeans with a stogie in his grill… lol

Brother stays fit and lookin’ good though…

JORDAN CAN STILL SOOOOO GET IT!

testing!

DUDE SHE GOT SOME CAKES

http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic

FOEVER GRINDIN

dayum shawty got a whole ham back there! lovely

He’s thinking, “DAMN!!! I’d like to get all up in that!”

Dude is thinking: How in the hell can I get some of that!

id love to play checkers on that azz

TY DGAME:

“Nothing but a pathetic Pimps and Ho’s ghetto-gether. Poor excuses of black america”

HUH? Wtf? Would you say that if this was Travis Barker’s pool party and these were a bunch of white chicks in bikini’s? C’mon now. There is nothing wrong in this pics. Must we demonize EVERYTHING young, black, urban people do?

It just always makes me laugh, girls sporting bathing suits while dudes are wearing hats, sunglasses, shoes, socks, sneaker, shirt & shorts hanging to their ankles.

Just a funny scene to me….

TJ is such a groupie!

I love Luda.

HE’S THINKING-I WANT TO PUT MY NOSE UP IN THAT!!

MJ’s looking good too!

he’s thinking “Daaaayyyuuummm”. Luda I got a bubble like that too-come see me!

THAT DUDE IS THINKING ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM…

he’s thinking “Daaaayyyuuummm”. Luda I got a bubble like that too-come see me!

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STEP UP OFF MY MAN LIKE THAT AUNTIE…THAT IS ABOUT TO STOP IN 3,2….

THAT DUDE IS THINKING ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM…

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OH SHYT! LOL haven’t heard that in years. Go Hanni

That dude is thinking buns with no meat — please.

LOL @ IJM!

(Viv reaching for Vaseline-peeped your spelling correction on the other post IJM-hilarious!)

That actually looks like they had fun unlike a lot of the parties where people are just standing around trying to get a peek at the star….but enough about my weekend.

That dude is thinking “Just checking to see if it’s real. You never know nowadays”

sxyQblondie my sista,

Girl you know I loves you too, and I know you loves you some Luda too, but all I’m asking for is one night, just one night with by celeb-boo-boo before I get married next year. In the spirit of Brooklyn can we work that out?

*singing Nelly’s Tip Drill*

… must be her ass cause it ain’t her face, I need a Tip Drill, I need a Tip Drill…

yeah I am like LUDA I cant resist a big butt n a smile.

OKAY, AUNTIE, OKAY. I LOVE YOU JUST ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU ONE WHOLE WEEKEND. BUT DONT YOU MESS AROUND AND GET ADDICTED AND DONT BE WANTING TO GIVE ME BACK MY LUDA!! I BE GOING THRU MY “DTP’s” LOL

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Thanks sxyQB!!!! The best wedding present anyone’s gonna give me lmao!!!!

@ Q and V

Um excuse me Q you just cannot go out all willy effin’ nilly setting Luda up on dates and not checking my schedule….you know i got him next weekend and Idris this weekend!

@ IJM,

Can I request a weekend sometime in March 2009?

That dude is thinking…Damn I wish I could afford that, if it wasn’t for these high ass gas prices……

@AUNTI & IJM

OKAY OKAY. AUNTIE IF IJM IS COOL WITH IT, HOW’S ABOUT DECEMBER? CAUSE YOU KNOW JAY IS MY MAIN MAN AND HE WANTS TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH ME. LUDA KNOWS THIS AND HE’S COOL WITH IT. PLUS, IJM HAS TO CHILL WITH THE HUBBY THAT MONTH. YOU KNOW FAMILY FUNCTIONS, THE WHOLE 9. MARCH IS JUST TOO FAR OUT TO DETERMINE. AND YOU MAY GET WITH HIM AND DECIDE TO LEAVE YOUR HUBBY, WHICH WE ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT HAVE BECAUSE MYSELF AND IJM ARENT QUITE THAT GENEROUS. DEAL?

That dude is thinking booty booty booty booty rocking everyware!!

He’s thinkin about how he’s never gonna smash… At least not for the free….

I am mad @ Hannibal…

“Booties start shaking and moving all around”

No chance I’m leaving my real-life boo boo, so December it is! DEAL!!!

@ V

Don’t let Q speak onmy behalf.

You get NEW YEAR’s EVE AND DAY AND THAT IS IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW Yeah!

I’m back up in dis piece!!!!!!!

I gots somethin’ for errrbody!

I got them gold, four finger name rings!

I got bamboo earings! (At least two pair!)

I got blank prescription pads!

I got some gold fronts with the diamond intials!

I got bunion pads, pinky rings, a diamond encrusted laptop with a Lewis Voyton cover!!

I got a wheelbarrel full of collard greens!

I got the Boomerang and Shaft VHS’s. I also got the soundtracks on cassette!

I’m sellin’ it all.

The Diva Flea market is now open for bidness!!!!!

**watching for the Po-po**

blank prescription pads…can I have these?

I’m sellin the 10 packs of Koolaid (red) for 50 cents.

I got the original velvet, zodiac picture.

I’m still tryin’ to sell the “Do this in Rememberance of Me” table. I’ll even throw in 200 Martin Luffa tha Kang funeral fans and a baptismal pool.

I got some crutches, a wheel chair and a walker–It’s a set but if you buy it, I’ll throw in a bed pan!

Come on people! My time is my money!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ truediva

I’ll take some blank prescription pads and 1 pair of bamboo earrings.

lol

Oh I’ll take that zodiac poster

SCORPIO…SHOW NO SHAME…SHAKE IT BABY….

@ NIK—

You knows yoos is my homepiece so I’ll letchu have ‘em but you gotta buy those two pair of platform baby shoes along with the “Beat it” VHS.

It’s a set!!!!

It’s a set!!!!

Lady Elle–

The bamboo earings is a set–At least two pair!

OK. OK. come mere–

**whispering**

I heard that chick that lives cross the street from you is tryin’ to work a spell on her fourth baby daddy. Send her my way and I’ll letchu have the earrings.

Deal????

Where’s my patna at??????????????????

I KNOW she ain’t lunchin’ while I’m tryin to get my hustle on!!!

Damn!!!!

Eyyy yo! I got some lightbulbs! Anybody need some lightbulbs???

Okay sans the platform baby shoes but fork over the diamond encrusted laptop with a Lewis Voyton cover and its butter baby….

@1truediva..

You got it, I’ll go to her house now. did you hear what she did to her third babby daddy?

Chick got issues…

You sellin and cheap cologne to spray on the lightbulbs and do you have any red light bulbs?

You know’s I gots to get my groove on to Issac Hayes

and The Isley Brothers.

whatcha got girl…?

Naw–

The shoes come with the package!

Tell ya what–

Take the collard greens and we got a deal!

You know Auntie be hooking UP THE GREENS!!

Lol!!!!!

We got those J’s y’all!

We got those J’s!! All sizes!!

Hell, If you can’t afford the J’s, we got the K’s, L’s, and M’s!!

All sizes! All sizes!!!

The girl in the pix is Me….U can find me at Magic City!!!!!! South Carolina Stand Up!!!

I gotta boat motor!!

Anybody need a boat motor????????????

OK–

WE sellin’ the truth up in this biotch, too!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

@NIKKI

HOW COME U MAD AT ME?!

Hole up, hole up–

What had happened to her third baby daddy? My sister’s, baby daddy brother used to kick it with her and we ain’t seen him in a minute.

Girl–what happened?

He get locked up??

Hannibal….

Cause you made me think of Teddy and that video with the long butt girls…

@NIKKI

LMAO, IM SORRY, WILL U FORGIVE ME? *PUTS ON MY SAD PUPPY FACE*.

1truediva-

u got any white wall tires…I got a 64 mustang I’m trying to put on the road.

DAMN

Yeah,

I gotchu!

I gotchu!

I even gotta a diamond-in-the-back-sunroof-top-diggin-the-scene-with-a-gangsta lean–wooh,who-who..

..cadillac!

Meet me @ 149th and 3rd in a 1/2 hour!

bring yo money, homey!!!

Hannibal..

You know I cant stay mad at you!!!

THANX BEAUTIFUL, THE SAD PUPPY FACE ALWAYS WORKS.

@ Nikki Underwood

What’s poppin?? How r u doing today?

Hannibal…

I know it does…

kevwebb…

Oh just peachy Huns!!! How are you this fine Summer day?

He’s obviously thinking about McCain’s new running mate and pulling the troops out of Iraq and all that good sh*t.

Just another excuse for women to parade around half naked. The women make a spectacle of themselves while the males are fully clothed enjoying the view and whatever else. Just another way of promoting promiscuity. What a disgrace.

dude is thinking: “boyyy, if i were three inches longerrrr….”

He is thinking about telling her that he is Ludas 3rd cousin on his uncles side, and luda is producing his next cd, and would she like to be in his video.

@ me

GOOD ONE….LOL

@ 1truediva…..

you are crazy…in a good way..

I gots my monies…girl see u der

dude thinking “i fixn rip dat wiiiiidddde open.”

@ Nikki

Everything’s cool…My immediate manager is an a$$h*le. Micromanaging. Other than that, everything’s proper….

aight ya’ll

I’m so sorry! With this bidness, it’s in…and….out!

In and out!

who here?

kevwebb…

I have been sexually harassed my mine…who is the bigger ass?

@ where de—

I was holding it for her but she never showed up!

You know my time is my money!

Tell Auntie I said to holla!

You are bad!!

1Tru…

He is Jewish…you may get some money…

Why she read what I just typed and walked off in a huff??

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ol strumpet!

Lol!!!!!!!!

ok, so the girls in the pool pass the dark butts test? nice.

will my comp block out a face if i get sick looking at it.

Why the fellas can’t be in swimwear too if its a pool party…. bruthas b dressed like its winter

No but–you could probably hop yo ass on to another thread!

LMAO!!!!!

That woman has a PRETTY ASS!!

y do ugly trannyhos have to put all his hate in a gravy keep thinking anyone is hating on u r ugly face dmx clone.

DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVAAAA!!!

U reds to open up shop.

Rozza, q we got some shyt 4 u1!!

@I’M JUST ME

YA’LL GOT THE SHOP POPPING TONITE? (looking around for my boss, making sure i dont get caught..lol)

WE got it all Q

We got fishnets and ice chips, we got grills, thrills and frills

Diva is in the middle of a hold up…other than that, we got it all.

Shawntae said are you still coming to ya appointment tonight??

He is thinking…. GOOD LORD! I want to smack it!

i think he want to tap that!!!!!!!!!!!!

@1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

Girl you are hilarious! I almost passed out when I saw “Lewis Voyton cover”.

But for real, I need some of those blank prescription pads. The things I could do with those. lol

@ HANNI

I AM SOOO MAD AT YOU!!!

He thinking “can I get some gravy on those biscuits and a jar of kool-aid”

and MJ is still hella fine!

It looks like not too many people showed up.

Here we go again………….nice n’ round?? Why her dookie spitter look like it just got smashed between the pages of XXL???? And on film ,too? Why thats just…………….ludacris!!!!

Umm who would blame him?? that ass lookin’ right!

@I’M JUST ME

WHY ARE U MAD AT ME?

My man is thinking…. “I would love to hit it”, but probably couldn’t handle all that ass!