Random Ridiculousness – What the F*k??

Posted on February 10th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Some dumbass called 911 on Burger King behind some bullsh*t:

“You cannot dial 911 ’cause you’re unhappy with your burger.” That’s what a police operator told a Florida man early Saturday morning when he called 911 to complain about his order at a Burger King in Boynton Beach.

As can be heard on the below police recording, Jean Fortune, 66, called 911 when a Burger King employee told him that they did not have lemonade. Fortune told cops that he had placed an order for a #7 combo meal (chicken fries, French fries, and a soda for $4.49) while in the drive-thru line. But when he got to the window, Fortune was told the fast food outlet did not have lemonade. He was offered Coke, but Fortune decided instead to call police. “Sir, come on. I know you don’t seriously think that the police need to make Burger King give you food faster. I cannot believe that,” said an exasperated 911 operator. She also noted, “Customer service is not a reason to call 911. 911 is if you’re dying. Do you understand that?” Fortune was charged with abuse of 911 communications, according the below Boynton Beach Police Department report.

Sounds like that old fool may just be going senile. Who the hell else would call 911 for some retarded ass crap like that? SMH.

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  • jaysblazin

    hey,I’m first

  • jaysblazin

    not so much

  • chookyman

    1st

  • Blondee

    ummmm ok

  • Politicker

    This reminds me of McCain’s brother calling the police because of traffic…

  • d o double g

    Burger King got arrested!

  • MissK

    lol @ this story…people are really weird

  • JillyBean819

    When life gives you lemons…order lemonade.
    Old people are crazy.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/40e97b8b8af8fef86fb13bacf1ccf628?s=80 Triple T

    Thanks, this story made my day.

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    I thought it was free country. smh.

  • ~*~IslandNik~*~

    he was just very hungry n they were messing with his food!!!!… lol lol

  • truth, iam a girl

    This world is going senile!! crazy man

  • JUJU

    HEY- THEY CAME WITH THE SLOGAN, “HAVE IT YOUR WAY”, AND POPS WANTED IT HIS WAY W SOME DAMN LEMONADE.LOL!

  • Lisa Vee

    Someone should’ve called the police on him for eating that garbage…Burger King sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #10 on the Chinese menu w/no MSG

    I would have given this man at least (2) days in jail and (60) hours of community along with the abuse of 911 communications for this stunt..

  • #10 on the Chinese menu w/no MSG

    correction * service*

  • Ms. T.

    @JuJu

    DEAD!! OMG

  • Taylor

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  • ….

    DAT LIK D DUDE WHO CALLED 911 ON SUBWAY CUZ HE WUZ UNHAPPY WIT HEZ SUB…WTF IS WRONG WIT PPL?

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  • Its6amHoGetOut

    You guys are making jokes but I called 911 when i was mugged by that fat b*tch outside Burgerking 5 years ago.

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    #10, you’re giving me ‘feelins’ with that avatar. Is that really you, cutie?

  • Blaminican_bombshell

    I know that 911 operator cussed his ass out. They turn into bitches if your call is not an emergency.

  • Marshabio

    I don’t know what to think of this story….
    But I do feel especially bad for going off on an elderly driver this morning. *Before knowing he was elderly..*:(…..

  • It’s Crazy

    I know, I know! Calling 911 for Burger King running out of lemonade? Get a life! Where do these morons come from? No doubt about it, people today are nuttier than ever! Why?

  • memchee

    they should have rolled up and given him a ticket for wasting resources.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    TOP 30 LeMonHEADZ!!!!!!!!

  • Diamond eye

    LMFAO. I LOVE ME SOME BK

  • ME ME ME

    LMAO thats so damn sad and FUNNY!!!

  • http://~ Kigali(Joyfully Licking The Ass of Random Cracka’s Since 1972)

    To the Alleged Victim
    stop smokin that isht and calls like this won’t be made, damn fool.

  • what is that?

    does fries go with that shake? don’t florida have enough lemon tree down there were this man could have easily made lemonade in his own backyard..

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