July 6, 2013 No Isht Sherlock! British Researcher Reveals Lots Of Sex Keeps You Looking Younger Thanks To Hormones Released During Chop Down Action!
June 28, 2013 Freakazoid Pervy Mommies: Woman Gets 20 Years For Getting “Several” High School Boys Drunk And “Doing Sex” With Them
June 20, 2013 Beyotch Please! Paula Deen Releases Weak Azz Explanation Justifying Why She Uses The N-Word!
June 8, 2013 Get Well: Nelson Mandela In Serious Condition In South African Hospital With Severe Lung Infection
May 22, 2013 It Gets Better: Faceless Miami Bath Salt Attack Victim Ronald Poppo Says He’s “Happy And Grateful”
May 16, 2013 Freaks: Pervert NY Assemblyman Investigated For Forcing Scantily-Clad Female Employees To Massage His Cancer Tumors!
May 14, 2013 Throwback Lovin: Arsenio Hall Is “Determined To Make It Work” With Paula Abdul 24 Years Later…
May 7, 2013 You Can’t Be Serious: 105-Year-Old Pork-Lovin’ Geriatric Says Bacon Keeps Her Feeling Young!
April 20, 2013 Hollyweird Fountain Of Youth Banger Heather Locklear Says Skeet Is The Secret To Her Fresh Face… [Video]
April 10, 2013 Race Matters: Scientists Link Gene To Increased Risk For Alzheimer’s In African-Americans
March 25, 2013 Harry Belafonte Puts The Waldorf-Astoria On Blast For Their Segregationist Past As “One Of The Most Racist Pieces Of Real Estate In America”
March 19, 2013 Hoy En Mi Gente News: 40-Year-Old Banger Sofia Vergara Reveals Her Titillating All-Natural Bra Size For The First Time!
March 15, 2013 Self-Proclaimed ‘White Cr**ker’ Caned After Yelling The N-Word And Threatening Black Woman…“I’ll Cut Off Her Head And Stick It Down Her Throat”
March 13, 2013 Dead Wrong: Cali Funeral Home Forced To Exhume Body After Adamantly Insisting They Had Correctly Buried A Man’s Wife
March 5, 2013 Pop Beef: Lady Gaga’s “Little Monsters” Protest Madonna’s GLAAD Award Appearance: “She Helped Spread AIDS Among Gay Men!”
February 22, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: 94-Year-Old NY Man Dies Outside The Funeral Home Of His Wife’s Wake!
February 21, 2013 A “Lil Positivity” Barry-O To Speak At Rosa Parks Statue Unveiling At U.S. Capitol Next Week
February 6, 2013 Get Your Life Together: Uncle Luke Writes Ricky Rozay An Open Letter Addressing His “Gangster Bullisht”
January 22, 2013 Elsewhere In The World: British Grandmother Sentenced To Death For Smuggling $2.5 Million In “White Girl” Through Bali!
December 28, 2012 Old Heads: President George H.W. Bush Sends A Message From The ICU, “Put The Harps Back In The Closet!”
December 12, 2012 Divorce??? “Madame” Kris And Bruce Jenner Alleged Impending Split Causing Major Tension Amongst Kardashian Klan!
November 24, 2012 True Or False: Did Donald Trump’s Seeds Tell Him It Was Time To Stop Bullying Obama And STFU?