New Jawns: “I’m So Paid” & “Therapy”

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Here’s Akon’s new jawn, “I’m So Paid” featuring Lil Wayne and Jeezy. Then on the bottom we have Kanye with T-Pain. Obviously Yeezy knows that if you choke a b*tch, we’ll be the first to put you on blast so stay on your A-game.

Check out “Therapy” at the 2:37 mark and a snippet of the lyrics below.

“Remember those nights on the kitchen sink

I was choking you in good way, good way

Now we in the streets and I’m choking you in a hood way, hood way

When the cops come what I could say

You know how all that gossip is

Next morning Bossip, Perez…”

Bey and So-So Do Tokyo

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Beyonce and her kid sister went to Japan to promote the Samantha Thavasa handbags line. It’s so nice that Bey let her kid sister get some work. Aww.

There are some more melodramatic interpretations from Ms. Fierce just waiting for you when you… Continue »

*Exclusive* Isiah Thomas in Psych Ward

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According to Livesteez, the 911 call from the night Isiah felt like ending it all has been released, also confirmation on him being admitted to the psyche ward.

Isiah Thomas was confirmed as the person found passed out in his home from an alleged overdose. Now, a newly released police report indicates the person who called 911 about an overdose at Thomas’ home believed the victim had stopped breathing. “Upon my arrival I assisted (another officer) who was administering O2 to (name withheld) lying on the kitchen floor,” the report said. It does not say who made the call. Authorities have not publicly identified Thomas as the accidental overdose victim, but a person familiar with the case, speaking on condition of anonymity because the police report had not been released, confirmed to the AP that it was Thomas. The report also says the patient was taken to White Plains Hospital and that someone gave “a witness deposition” about the episode. The town of Harrison cited “unwanted invasion of personal privacy” as the reason for redacting the names from the police report.

In the report, a police officer says he went to the former Knicks coach’s home in the Purchase section of Harrison around midnight Oct. 23 in response to a report of “(name withheld) not breathing.”

This man has some demons. SMH

We’ll keep you updated on his situation.

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Happy Halloween Folks

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We here at Bossip would like to wish you and the kiddies a happy and safe Halloween. For those of you who don’t celebrate it, Happy Friday and enjoy the pumpkin butt.

Friday Foolishness

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Here’s a little something to get you through the weekend. Enjoy this dutty wine contest where a big gal throws it on a defenseless man and he sho’ nuf handles that @ss.

Halloween Honey Ham

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Doesn’t her @ss look like one of those Honey Baked Hams you get on Thanksgiving or Christmas? Except with this ham, there’s a ninety percent chance that the meat is spoiled.

More Halloween booty for you below. You know we wouldn’t let you down.

Racism is Her Tic

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Considering that her mother giggles when she calls the woman behind the counter “N*gger!,” the girl has obviously been home schooled on racism and is now a racist with the inability to hide it. We know the cure to that sh*t and it’s found inside of a brick. It’s a very delicate procedure in which you crack it over her head and voila. Racism in check.

Lil Kim’s Face Is Stuck

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LL, Rocsi, Blood Diamond Russ, and Lil Kimwood, attended the, I AM C.H.A.N.G.E! Get Out The Vote party. Comparing Kim’s original face to her current Jack Nicholson grin, I AM C.H.A.N.G.E should be her motto.

Check out the rest of the pictures below.

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Samuel L. Jackson is Shonuff Motherf*cka

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Samuel L. will be playing Shonuff the famed and legendary Karate hero, in a remake of The Last Dragon:

Having most recently played a dirty cop in “Lakeview Terrace,” Jackson is set to star as a bad guy again in Columbia Pictures’ remake of Berry Gordy’s 1985 cult classic “The Last Dragon.” Jackson will play Sho’nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, a role played in the original by the late Julius Carry, whose spiel included asking ego-driven questions like “Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?” Each time his gang of thugs answered, “Sho ’nuff!” Those who achieve the high ranking possess the Glow, making them the greatest fighter alive. The original, which also starred one-namers Taimak and then-Prince protege Vanity.  “Last Dragon” did well at the boxoffice, grossing nearly $26 million. It soon became a cult classic for scenes like Bruce Lee follower Green remaining so loyal to the martial arts star that he eats his popcorn in a movie theater with chopsticks. “I’m a huge fan of the original and look forward to bringing Sho’Nuff into the 21st century,” Jackson said.

We can’t wait. Bruce Leroy and his little brother were pure comedy in that movie. We wonder who will play Bruce Leroy…probably Sisqo and his little brother, Richie, will be Bow Wow.

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Bossip Certified Links

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Some Halloween Booty F-Listed

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Sell Out Daddy Yankee Gets Robbed Lossip

Halle Berry Drops $1.5 Million on New Home Livesteez

Don Cheadle Sign on to Avengers Cele|Bitchy

Madonna and A-Rod Spend Time in Hamptons Hollyscoop

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Zuma The Blemish

Beyonce Has Never Had a Nervous Break Down I’m Not Obsessed

New Music: Obama ’08 Sick Hop

Brody Jenner Kissing Some Chick of the Day Drunken Stepfather

The Face of a Real Monster

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According to Livesteez, this good for nothing pinktoe, William Walsh, choked his wife to death after she called him on having a side piece:

A New York man confesses to police that he choked his wife, a special needs teacher, to death, dumped her body in the woods and then faked a crime scene so it looked like she was kidnapped, police said today. William Walsh, 29, killed his wife Leah after an argument early Sunday morning over his infidelity, cops said. He then intentionally went about his business all Sunday so he could establish an alibi. With his dead wife in the house, the calculating killer spent Sunday doing laundry and lunching at a local McDonald’s, says police, reports the NY Post. “Sometime after darkness, he prepared for the removal of Leah from her home, where she lay dead the entire day,” Nassau County Homicide Detective Lt. John Azzata said today at a press conference. He put his wife into the foot well area compartment of her vehicle, her black Ford Focus, and drove around Long Island, looking for a pace to dump the body.”

The legal system really needs to make an example out these Scott Peterson types. You kill your wife because you got caught cheating? Kill yourself.

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MiMi and Nick Sitting in a Tree

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Mimi and Nick couldn’t stay out of each other’s mouths at Mariah’s Halloween party Marquee, not even while his mom posed with them. She and her husband wore two different his and her costumes. First, they were an anorexic fireman and a slutty firewoman. Then they changed it up to something more appropriate: an old ladying luring in a kid with some cookies. Cute.

Pop the hood for more in the adventures of Mimi and Nick and even Kim K dressed as Superwoman hosting PAMA’S Halloween Masquerade at Stone Rose. You know you want to Continue »

Mike Epps “Big Girls”

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You know that Mike Epps is a fool so enjoy. Shout out to all the Big Girls.

From Dusk Til Dawn

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Dawn of Danity Kane hosted her “From Dusk Til Dawn” Halloween party and of course Que from Day 26 came through and even a real singer like Chrisette Michele.

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Cops Call Bullsh*t on Isiah Thomas

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According to Livesteez, Isiah is denying the fact he fell out and was on the floor when the one-time arrived:

Officers who responded to Isiah Thomas’ home after a 911 call reporting an overdose on sleeping pills found a man passed out on the floor and gave him oxygen until an ambulance arrived, are sticking to their story. Authorities have not publicly identified Thomas as the victim, but a person familiar with the case, speaking on condition of anonymity because the official police report has not been released, has confirmed it was the former NBA star and Knicks coach. On Tuesday, Harrison Police Chief David Hall provided new details about last week’s emergency in which officers were handed a bottle of prescription pills at Thomas’ Westchester County home, according to ESPN.com. Hall said the bottle had a name on it, but he would not disclose the precise medication. He said police called the overdose accidental because there was no suicide note and no indication the victim suffered from depression. ESPN.com’s Henry Abbott reported that the medication was the prescription drug Lunesta. Hall continued to criticize Thomas for not acknowledging he was treated for the overdose and for saying it was teenage daughter, Lauren, who had a medical issue. “As parents, you try to protect your kids; you don’t say they did something when it was you who did it,” Hall said. “We know the difference between a 47-year-old man and a teenager.”

It’s becoming quite clear that he not only makes terrible decisions but is at heart an awful person. Who lies and says that their kid overdosed? A terrible person.

:::Update::: Bossip spies are telling us that Isiah Thomas is at a Psyche Ward in Westchester at the moment for further evaluation.

Hit up Livesteez for the complete story.

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