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February 10th, 2012
8:20 AM EST

Herman ‘Touch Caucasian Cakes’ Cain: “I Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race Because Of Gutter Politics, Stupid People, & Keeping Family First”

Your boy Herman Cain is bizzzack and he and his 9-9-9-isms hit the stage at the CPAC conference where he discussed a plethora of things such as teleprompters, gutter politics, and the Bible:

December 3rd, 2011
2:28 PM EST

Breaking News: Herman “The Godfather Pizza Pimp” Cain Has Decided To Drop Out Of The Presidential Race

So long, farewell, sayonara, hasta la vista, peace, deuces, holla back, au revoir, auf wiedersehen…

November 29th, 2011
8:25 AM EST
November 15th, 2011
8:03 AM EST

For Discussion: Is Herman “Big Daddy” Cain Unfit To Lead The United States Of America? [Video]

Would a man who says “Got all this stuff twirling around in my head” when asked about Libya and foreign policy be the right person for commander-in-chief??

November 14th, 2011
12:41 PM EST

Side-Eye: Herman “Big Daddy” Cain Says God Told Him To Run For President…But Who Told Him To Touch Those Women?

Cain is calling on the Lord to save him from the fact he was groping those Beckys back in the day.

November 14th, 2011
7:52 AM EST

Herman “Big Daddy” Cain Gets A Little Backup From Wife Gloria: “He’d Have To Have A Split Personality To Do Those Things”

Herman Cain’s wife Gloria finally got her closeup, and it sounds like she used most of it to help her husband’s credibility.

November 11th, 2011
9:47 AM EST
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