November 9, 2012 Florida Crazies: Freakazoid Principal Resigns After Offering Promotions In Exchange For Gettin’ It In!!
November 28, 2012 Two And A Half Men’s Angus T. Jones Apologizes For Spittin’ Some Cray Bull About The Show
December 10, 2012 Put On Blast: Real Housewives Of Atlanta Star Kenya Moore’s Boo Walter Exposes Her, Claims She Begged Him To “Play Her Boyfriend” For Fame!
May 16, 2013 Meat Print Papi: 10 Peenfully Well Endowed Men Who Have Put Their Poon Pummeling Pipe On Blast!
November 9, 2012 That’s A Wrap!!! Robney Concedes In Florida After Senior Advisor Admits They Didn’t Do Enough To Win!
November 6, 2012 Florida Crazies: Disgusting Parents Punish Their 6-Year-Old By Locking Him Out Of The House For Three Nights!
October 23, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Arby’s Employee Fired After Fleeing Restaurant And Not Standing Up To Armed Robber
October 4, 2012 Slizzard Old Heads: 73-Year-Old Woman Gets Popped For Driving Drunk, Hitting Boy, And Crashing Into Food Truck On The Way To AA Meeting
November 21, 2012 The Side-Eye: Papa John’s CEO Releases An ‘Explanation’ On All That Obamacare Job-Cutting Bull