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UPDATED: 12:34 P.M. ET, August 21st, 2020 —

REEEEEEE-D**K-U-LOUS!

Whoever said it’s not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean is a complete liar!

Summer has arrived and tiny pants and basketball shorts are here. Boners are blooming like beautiful spring flowers and we are NOT complaining. So, in honor of the bulge, we decided to bring you the most poon pummeling pipe prints that have blown our minds and some lucky ladies’ love below.

Don’t pull that thang out, unless you plan to bang….

 

 Soulja Boy cranked dat Internet breaking way back in 2012 when he “accidentally” posted a pic of his Mandingo to Tumblr.  Perez Hilton ended up leaking the raunchy photo. When the “Pretty Boy Swag” rapper caught wind of his “mistake,” he apologized to fans. We don’t see anything to apologize about to be quite honest.

Soulja Boy came onto the rap scene in 2007 when his hit classic “Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)” went viral and clocked in at number 1 on the Hot Billboard 100 charts. Since then, he’s gone on to do a number of things as an entrepreneur. Soulja Boy claimed in his interview with the Breakfast Club back in 2019 that he would be taking the gaming industry by storm with his SouljaGames business venture. The brand includes a console and a variety of other tech-inspired gear like the SouljaBot, SouljaBoard, and SouljaPods.  It appears that he actually did release the console but according to some sources, Soulja ended up in some legal trouble with Nintendo and Epic Games over copyright and licensing issues. Back in July of this year, the rapper released a new project called King Soulja 9. Looks like nothing is stopping Big Draco.

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Idris Elba has definitely been on our radar. The award winning British actor is known for his crime boss role on The Wire, Luther, and Thor. Not only is he fine with his chocolatey chiseled physique, but also with his rumored long john too. Back in 2014, the actor had everyone smitten when his alleged peen print popped up in a photo of him taken on set of his film A Hundred Streets.

After the flick went viral, the sexy lad took to Twitter to poke fun at the situation. Jokes aside, the move proved to be big for him. He was able to gain a whopping 150,000 Twitter followers from that one bulgy photo.

Idris later admitted that it was his mic wire that was so conveniently positioned right near his man area. Since then, Idris has gone on to cover GQ and was even named the “Sexiest Man Alive” in PEOPLE magazine’s 2018 issue. His ex-girlfriend, K Michelle even dished some details about the stud in an interview with Hollywood Unlocked, stating that the actor can really do some wonders in the sheets.

You know what’s even sexier then his British accent and eggplant dizzying photos? His activism! Last month, Elba revealed he would be teaming up with the Hollywood4BlackLives initiative, to fight for the industry to steer away from police and anti-black content. The initiative also demands that Hollywood invests in anti-racist content and the careers of Black people working in the industry, as well as the Black community.

WELL DAYUM!!!!!!!!! Serge Ibaka needs to carry a caution sign for that thing! Remember his infamous girthy grey sweatpant thirst trap? Even Charlamagne had to ask the baller himself to see if he was really, ahem….”packing all that meat”, but did it on behalf of his niece Symm.

“Speaking of meat, Symm keeps talking about you and when you had on the grey sweatpants,” said Charlamagne in the clip.”Was that all you?”

After at first playing dumb Serge answered; “Of course it was.”

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The Baller is known for his action on the court as a player for the Toronto Raptors. Serge made a comeback recently after suffering a knee injury this season. In August 25th’s game this year against the Brooklyn Nets, Serge showed out and scored a whopping 27 points and 15 rebounds during the show-off.

Apparently, it’s suspected that Ibaka reigns in a hefty salary for dribbling those balls down the court. Allegedly he makes upwards of $65 million a year according to Bleacher Report.  We’re happy to see that his pockets are packing too.

Someone tell Mad Men’s Jon Hamm we need to discuss something with him… in private. The big-time actor has had his fair share of pipe filled moments, so much that Cosmopolitan did a whole feature about his man package. Apparently, he likes to go commando.

“After almost three years of Jon Hamm’s brazenly commando frolicking on both coasts, AMC has encouraged the well-hung leading man to put some Hanes between him and us in order to stop distracting us from his serious work on “Mad Men,” according to The New York Daily News.”

A source told NYDN:

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

 

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We see.

John’s success as the role of ‘Don Draper’ in Mad Men has led to some major wins for the actor. He won a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Television Series – Drama in 2008 and snagged a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series in 2015. He also assisted in directing two episodes of the hit show.

John Hamm made his first film debut back in 2000 when he appeared in the space adventure movie. Space Cowboys.

No one broke the Internet quite like Safaree Samuels when his patois pipe pics surfaced in 2018. It all showed us that the rapper was very well ENDOWED.  Since then, he’s been the talk of the town and he even recently made a song about his anaconda called “BAD”. You can only imagine what the acronym stands for.

Before releasing “BAD,” Safaree also announced his OnlyFans subscription service account where he is indeed, showing off his Jamrock junk for $20.99.

The news also came after he supposedly was working on a sex toy line.  He’s since pulled out, no pun and he’s starring in OF videos with his wife Erica Mena and reportedly making six-figures. 

In 2016, Samuels joined the cast of the VH1’s reality show, Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. The Brooklyn native and Nicki  Minaj dated briefly until they announced their public split in 2014.

In white folks’ news, Justin Bieber isn’t one to shy away from sharing bulgy gram pics. In a post shared back in March, Bieber showed off his bod to fans wearing a pair of scantily clad boxers.

This isn’t the first time Bieber has bared all. Remember the time he was caught swimming naked in Hawaii? He and his ex-girlfriend Sahara Ray were seen taking a dip in the rainforest with absolutely no clothes on. Or what about that time that he was casually photographed in his birthday suit by the hot tub in Bora Bora? Whoever took the draw dropping photos were able to snag a 360 view of Bieber’s man jewels too. We see what you’re doing here Justin.

 

You would think Justin would learn from his risqué misbehavior too. In 2015, the artist gave a public apology to his fans about his raunchy nudity, when he was seen snapping flicks of his rear end on a boat. Apparently, some of his younger fans were not happy with the photos. Justin quickly deleted the pic and wrote an apology via Instagram:

“Hey I Deleted the photo of my butt on Instagram not because I thought it was bad but someone close to me’s daughter follows me and she was embarrassed that she saw my butt and I totally wasn’t thinking in that aspect. And I felt awful that she felt bad. “To anyone I may have offended I’m so sorry,” he continued. “It was completely pure hearted as a joke but didn’t take in account there are littles following me!!! Love u guys.”

If you remember, Bieber was once a teen idol debuting his first studio album My World 2.0 back in 2010. It contained his classic hit “Baby,” and had girls swooning over his cute bowl cut and innocent smile.

We started to see Bieber leave his pop star persona behind in 2013 when he transitioned towards a more EDM sound. His fourth studio album Purpose released during that same year, gave fans three Billboard Top 100 chart anthems including What Do You Mean?“, “Sorry“, and “Love Yourself“.  Currently, Justin has a new song out with Ariana Grande called “Stuck With U.”

We should be expecting a ballsy photo from the artist any minute now.

We would be remiss not to mention Chad “Ocho Cinco” on this list of coveted sausages, and word around the block is that his thang is MUCH MUCH bigger than “Cinco” inches!

Apparently, it’s monstrous according to K.Michelle. In an interview with Necole Bitchie back in 2014, the artist revealed why she wouldn’t date the football player. She admitted that it was partially because he was just packing way too much for her to handle.

“His pe**s is so big Necole, I would not let him have sex with me. Because I did not want him to stretch my walls out because I need them. I need them,” Michelle exclaimed. ” I looked at his pe**s and I said you know what? Uh Uh. I’m not–that thing is unreal. I can’t. I can’t take that. He’s a cool, nice guy, he still is funny. But between that, I was not screwing him with that pe**s”

 

Now according to Chad he really isn’t packing too much. In 2016, he posted a funny video to his Instagram stating that he doesn’t do too much to keep in shape besides eating McDonald’s and he made a shocking confession about his manhood. According to him, it’s on 3 INCHES! It must have been a joke right??  Fans laughed at the video and we did the same thing. There’s no way he’s hiding only a few inches down there.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson is a former football player. He was a wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, New England Patriots, and the Miami Dolphins. He played for 11 seasons.

Things haven’t always been so great for Johnson.  In August of 2012, he was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic violence charge for head butting his then wife Evelyn Lozada in the forehead during an argument. Johnson pled no contest and was sentenced to 12 months probation.

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