November 9, 2011 Quote Of The Day: “It Makes Me Feel Very Good, And Completely Justified For Buying A V-Neck Sweater Made Out Of Nothing But Diamonds.”
November 9, 2011 BREAKING NEWS: Iconic Penn State Coach Joe “Joe Pa” Paterno Will Retire At The End Of The Season
November 9, 2011 Black NBA Players Get Plantation Treatment And Respond With A Rejection Of David Stern Offer [Video]
November 9, 2011 For Discussion: Would You Vote For The “Personhood” Initiative If It Were Added To A Ballot In Your State???
November 9, 2011 The Hollywood Divorce Continues: Kimmy Cakes Isn’t Changing Her Mind About Divorcing That Doofus Bumphries Even Though…
November 9, 2011 What Part Of Occupy Wall Street Is This?: Booty Shaking Instead Of Prostesting [Video]
November 9, 2011 Must Be Nice: Kanye West Invites The Entire Staff Of The Mercer Hotel To “Watch The Throne”
November 9, 2011 Amber Rose & Ex Boo Kanye West Spotted in Identical Givenchy Rottweiler Print Bomber: Secretly Sharing Wardrobes?
November 9, 2011 GLAAD Is Watching You: Brett “First Girl To Give Me Brains Was Actually A Guy” Ratner Resigns From Oscars For Homophobic Slur Slip!