Funniest Twitter Threats Of All-Time

It all started with a shady “LMAO” and the rest is Black Twitter history…

Things quickly swerved left (all the way left) on CHRISTMAS DAY.

Before this tweet, most people (on Earth) didn’t even know Temecula existed.

So yes, this weirdo abandoned his family on Christmas to fight an internet stranger over tweets (no, seriously).

HE. REALLY. SHOWED. UP. Easily a Top 5 Black Twitter moment.

But Mr. @MyTweetsRealAF wasn’t done and dropped this hilariously struggly little gem of a diss track.

Of course Kobe commented on the legendary touchscreen warfare that put Temecula on the map.

KOBE HIVE!!!!!!!!

Temecula Memes, photoshops and merchandise? You already know.

Before Temecula, there was the classic “Fade in the Shade” eSlapbox match between rapper-turned-sassy Twitter diva Joe Budden and notorious Twitter terrorist @GhostwritaMusic.

Whoa. WAIT. HOLD UP. A SEA OF WHAT??? Yea…this really happened.

Fun Fact: NY struggle rapper Troy Ave(rage) searches his name on Twitter and responds to his “haters.” All 11 of them.

That awkward moment when you realize Al Roker is the trillest weatherman alive. Al Roker?????

Yes, he really called another grown man “Tiger”

WELP.

First, this happened…

Then…

And, finally, this…

Katy ain’t want those crusty Chief Keef problems.

Let’s be real, no one’s scared of anyone named “Charm” who tweets sassyisms like “I can’t imagine.” Ahh man, we can’t believe Twitter is FREE.

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