Fail Of The Week: Man Arrested After Calling 9-1-1 On Wife For Stealing His Booger Sugar

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Man Arrested After Calling Police On Wife For Stealing His Drugs

They say brain cells are the first things to go for people who use drugs and one Ohio man proved that be the case recently when he called 9-1-1 on his wife for “stealing” his coc***e.

via Huffington Post

Police say a northeast Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife stole his cocaine and was then arrested himself.

The Review newspaper in Alliance reports officers responding to the Wednesday night call discovered the man had a marijuana pipe and was wanted on a warrant for failing to pay hundreds of dollars in costs in an earlier court case.

The man, 39-year-old Robert D. Collins of Alliance, was charged with two misdemeanor counts alleging improper use of the 911 system and possession of drug paraphernalia. Alliance Municipal Court records online didn’t list an attorney for him Friday.

The Repository in nearby Canton reports Collins’ jail records didn’t indicate whether police located the reportedly stolen cocaine or his wife.

SMH. Yet ANOTHER reason to “just say no.”

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  • http://mzmadea.wordpress.com MzMaDeA

    Reblogged this on Rantins 'N' Ravins and commented:
    Shoulda said “No,” man.

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