11 Hilariously Ratchet Black-People-Meet Profiles

Ratchet Lovin: 11 Must See Black People Meet Profiles

Dating can be a time consuming process that leaves few rewards.  Whether you’re just too busy or don’t know how to get started,  online dating can really seem like a great alternative.  That all sounds great, but the reality is there’s nothing like meeting your mate the old fashioned way.  Here we’ve compiled 11 hilariously ratchet dating profiles found on Black People Meet.  If this doesn’t convince you to ditch the online weirdos we don’t know what will.

Flip the script to see the comedy.

Can’t be mad at a man for having standards right?

Not sure what’s worse here: the user name, second sentence pillow talk or Meghan Trainor reference?

This dude is a straight-up character.  Comparing yourself to a Walmart grocery cart… great metaphor.

Did you get past “hand model”?

If your looking for a Trap God, Ferraridaddy is your guy.

Is spelling out your phone number alphabetically a thing now??

Incase you’re looking to drop David and find yourself a Dequan.

If you a cutie, he’ll EYEeechabooty.

Did he compare himself to a potato and then tell us not to be be a weirdo?

Just incase your relationship goals consist of trappin’ outside the 711 store.

When motivational speaking goes all the way wrong.