A Rapper Named ‘Slim Jesus’ Is Here
White rappers. They’re here to stay whether they’re even good or not. As soon as we get one out of the paint, another one appears. This kid, Slim Jesus, looks like Eminem and raps like Chief Keef. And it’s embarrassing. Naturally, he’s all over the place because, y’know, White. But it’s time to end this before it starts…let’s get to dragging.
