JetBlue Passenger Arrested For Openly Peeing On People During Flight

JetBlue Passenger Arrested For Openly Peeing On People During Flight

If you pee on someone, you’re obviously trying to become a murder victim. Period.

Sadly, Jeff Rubin didn’t get his wish when he awoke from his in-flight slumber, stood up, and began to relieve himself freely…IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLANE!

Via KOIN

Numerous airline employees and passengers told police that Rubin had been sleeping for the majority of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, “he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him,” the report states.

At some point, Rubin lost his balance and he fell backwards and “urinate(d) upwards which got the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passengers’ personal belongings,” the report states.

Rubin was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center at 5:10 a.m. on Friday, records show.

He has been charged with one count each of second-degree criminal mischief and offensive littering.

At the risk of condoning violence, there’s not way this guy should have been allowed to get off that plane without at LEAST a black eye.

Image via Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office