We See You Vol. 15: Cosmopolitan Magazine Tries To Credit A White Girl With Creating Hair Parts
Cosmopolitan Credits White Singer With The Popularization Of Hair Parts
The crappy caucasian periodical known as Cosmopolitan has done it again. After numerous violations like deeming the Kardashian klan “the first family” and claiming that black women were a beauty trend that “needed to die”, they are back again with their clueless, click-baity and confounding brand of f**kery.
Today they published an article entitled “Secret Undercut Tattoos Are So Cool Even Your Parents Won’t Hate Them”. What are “undercut tattoos” you ask? Well, according to them, they are the latest trend that has never been done before by anyone in life, ever…
When singer Madison Beer posted a “gooood morning” photo to Instagram last week, all anyone could talk about what her hair. It looks like a simple top knot at first, but if you look closely, you can see the back of her head is shaved into a cool pattern.
And she’s not the only one rocking this hair trend. It’s called a Hair Tattoo, reports Allure.com, and it’s blowing up on Instagram. One girl showed exactly what it looks like both down and pulled up. The “tattoo” is totally hidden and then — surprise!
THAT AIN’T NOTHING BUT HAIR PARTS! We don’t know where Cosmo or Allure got this “hair tattoo” bull$#!t from, but black folks have been rockin’ parts in our hair for over 30 years!
Why is it so hard to reference trends that people of color have made popular as such? White people have mullets and Farrah Fawcett, you don’t see us trying to claim ANY of those.
We’re not asking for royalties, we’re not filing lawsuits, but cotdammit give us credit where it’s due. This lil’ white girl wasn’t even a swimming sperm in her father’s nut sack when black men and women were sitting in barber chairs for hours getting the freshest cuts so that we could dab shine on folks when we step out.
Social media is currently going ape s#!t over Cosmo’s latest faux pas and the trending topic #CosmoHeadlines being used to drag the lazy and shady magazine over hot coals.
Also makes a great accessory in your handbag #cosmoheadlines https://t.co/hP0BQhV7Vp
— GYALCAST (@GYALCAST) February 11, 2016
Flip the page to see some of the reactions.
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#CosmoHeadlines flat irons just not doing it? Try the latest from Paris, known as the " thermal styling comb! pic.twitter.com/Ph4tTYhgHW
— Kayla (@KAYbeginskiss) February 11, 2016
MeeMaw on Fleek? fashion forward granny shows why u been wearing your ball cap all wrong for YEARS! #cosmoheadlines pic.twitter.com/L38XIbeuns
— 3Beam Elohim (@KPstayPAID) February 11, 2016
Look chic in this new winter scarf trick for when you wake up late and have no time to do your hair! #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/cQFHrvtzHV
— #Justice4Hamza (@blessedbooker) February 11, 2016
Rhythmic Jumping: The New Workout You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life!#CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/AkyCyJhpa0
— Lauren Warren (@iamlaurenp) February 11, 2016
Teeth glimmer!! These new attention grabbers will make sure you shine anywhere! #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/Z5CIPwgucd
— Madam C.J. Waka (@Candisrm29) February 11, 2016
This new bath accessory will change the way you shower forever #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/tZjOUadWus
— Trap Palin (@frazierapproves) February 11, 2016
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Herbs and Spices?! The new revolution that's taking the food industry by storm! #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/sQW0vuIeEz
— Future Super-Villain (@IntergalacticQ) February 11, 2016
Artisanal Cherry Granitas: The new treat to keep your summer parties on fleek! #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/UOHQO1Ee65
— Lauren Warren (@iamlaurenp) February 11, 2016
New Avant-Garde silken hat that's all the rage in Paris! #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/tFaP6vJfUq
— Lemon Cake✨ (@TheSlimGoddess) February 11, 2016
"Surfs Up! Brand New Water Texture Harstyle For Men Slowly Gaining Popularity" #CosmoHeadlines pic.twitter.com/y4iNGmMyBS
— Caleb Fontaine (@humanfunction) February 11, 2016
And then when they DO catch up, thier shit is subpar meanwhile this is the norm for POC for the past few decades pic.twitter.com/iANIwXV8rg
— DarkSkintDostoyevsky (@daniecal) February 11, 2016
white people always late. and wtf is a "hair tattoo?" it's an undercut. delete this, lmao https://t.co/vqHG3VMzWJ
— e (@localblackgirl) February 11, 2016
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