Jack Attack (He may be Back)

- By Bossip Staff

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The artist that used to be known as Michael Jackson may return to the stage:

“Michael Jackson, whose fortunes financially and theatrically have trickled down, was offered $35 mil. To some this is hardly decent money, but since he’s in hock and bankrupt and borrowing and semibusted, the amount is not really an insult, right? The deal calls for him to re-emerge. In Person. And do his “Thriller” shtick. Not on video. In the flesh. In London’s Millennium Dome, which seats 20,000. Should it work, should he be a hit, should the thing go, should he be able to sustain the pressure, should he sell out, he’d get another 20 nights. Promoters are asking – is he broke enough to go back onstage live?”

Who knows? This could turn his family fortune around. Not likely though. On the plus side, Michael should have no trouble at all reprising the role of the Thriller. He won’t even need to use any additional make up.

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  • sgasdg

    go for it

  • bluesky

    Yes, he will be back. I’ve seen this news at the celebriti website “millionair ecupid.com” too. This great news has made many of his fans crazy.

  • SB

    i dont think he should. he’s clearly not capable. he look like he needing a zimmer frame recently, he cant do dem old moves.

  • Donald R. King, posting as Bones Jordan

    Mike go somewhere and sit down. For life. LOl.

    Really though, they(Jackson 5 and Janet) should do a world tour to get some bread and disappear.

  • Cage

    Please tell me this is the April fool’s joke? MJ old ass will fall apart on stage if he tries it….

  • da darkness

    this sole is so far gone.

  • d-nice

    I grew up on this mofo..still can’t believe the way he looks like Howard Stern.

  • d-nice

    Did he ever banged Brooke Shields,anybody know?

  • SoSo

    Leave michael alone! Let him do this thing! I was watchin his rock wit you video this morning and it made me realized how he is such a great artist and has paved the way for a lot of other people. I dont know about him likin lil boys but I say as long as he aint near no children who cares if he performs for 35 mil! Thats no where near broke!

  • SoSo

    Leave michael alone! Let him do this thing! I was watchin his rock wit you video this morning and it made me realized how he is such a great artist and has paved the way for a lot of other people. So what if he performs for 35 mil! Thats no where near broke!

  • jojo

    that dudes a walking sun lamp! DAMN

  • jojo

    d-nice

    Did he ever banged Brooke Shields,anybody know?

    ^^^^^^^

    The answer to that is NO NO NO NO. The last Vag MJ touched was his mother’s when he came out the birth canel.

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    Hardly any money? Is anyone else getting 35M for one performance? They kill me how they try to act like Michael is not the man even while reporting facts that shows he clearly is. People are crazy man.

  • joyce

    I say let MJ work! He needs money to maintain that nasty makeup and lacefronts!!

  • VeeZee

    Who dat is????? Powder????

  • Grace

    As a child of the 80’s, I would have never imagined a fall from grace so hard. The kids today only know the freak that is plastered all over the media today. I grew up on the dark brown Michael. The one with soul. The one that naturally mastered his craft. Every song on Off the Wall is a classic. It was a much better album than Thriller. It was the video’s that elevated Thriller to that mega star status. It’s funny cause the songs without videos are the ones you still hear in the club today. The video classics like Beat it or Thriller are not club songs.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    He looks familiar. Hmmm

  • http://same jay

    I GOT A QUESTION? DOES MICHEAL HAVE , A WHITE DICK WITH A JET BLK HEAD, IF SO , IM CALLING OPRAH!

  • http://www.myspace.com/miss_juiicy_got_it_all DiamondPrincess

    I never did understand why he chose to be white.!!

    When i see a pic of him when he was black and she how handsome he looked,why would he want to be how he is today or is it all dr. mistakes?

    I don’t understand him on no level with all that but i really like his music..he can keep that!!

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  • Boobie Boy

    Someone gotta call dem “Ghost Busters”…Watch his hands…

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