Tiger’s Mugshot Shatters The Internet
Legendary golfer-turned-messy savage-turned-cautionary tale Tiger Woods continued his downward spiral into the Sunken Place with a late-night DUI after police reportedly found him slumped at the wheel. At this point, we don’t know what really happened–the internet says booze but he, himself, blamed medication. What we DO know is the memes are hilariously petty.
Peep all the best (and funniest) reactions to Tiger’s rough night on the flip.
Gucci happy as hell posing in GQ, and Tiger Woods is out here getting DUIs looking like an armpit. 2017 weird as hell. pic.twitter.com/8E8DU4UOH3
— OMG, LaJethro (@LaJethroJenkins) May 29, 2017
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Woman: "Come over."
Tiger: "I can't, I'm on a bunch of painkillers."
Woman: "My husband isn't home."
Tiger: pic.twitter.com/QX0Bp9R2NV— Thrill Barton (@ThrillBarton) May 30, 2017
With a Snapchat filter vs without one pic.twitter.com/fofeIqBMin
— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) May 30, 2017
Some copy editor has been waiting patiently their whole career for this exact Tiger Woods moment, so they could write this headline… pic.twitter.com/U1rAtYPswz
— Name cannot be blank (@Burgerboxx) May 30, 2017
Bae: Come over
Tiger: Can't. I'm too hammered right now
Bae: I'm a Dennys waitress
Tiger: pic.twitter.com/ljDWlGGPjL— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 29, 2017
Why does tiger woods look like a furby pic.twitter.com/e3VS3aAJgK
— Nick Barone (@TheNickBarone) May 29, 2017
Tiger spent all those years insisting he was "Caniblasian"
But when they arrest your ass…
You BLACK pic.twitter.com/dVRskxcFYI— This Is Rochelle (@RR416) May 29, 2017
What's taken more losses in the last 6 years:
Tiger on the PGA tour or Tiger's hairline? pic.twitter.com/qhORsRrH0Q
— Cleveland Cam (@cleveland_cam) May 29, 2017
Tiger Woods lost millions, his family, his career, his hairline and his video game for sending raunchy text messages.
— Black Marlins Man 🍗 (@ampaveli) May 30, 2017
So they're telling me tiger isn't his real name!? pic.twitter.com/yarlFg7GZj
— Malik (@OyMalik_) May 30, 2017
Tiger Woods was paid $45.5 million in 2016. That buys 3,631,285 Uber rides from Tiger's restaurant to his house.
— Don Van Natta Jr. (@DVNJr) May 29, 2017
Tiger showed us anything is possible. He also showed us everything is temporary. I hope he can make it back. pic.twitter.com/6AgIQnSDE1
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 29, 2017
Tiger Woods now looks like a guy who says, "People tell me I look just like Tiger Woods." and you're like, "I don't see it."
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 30, 2017
ESPN photoshopped a nicer haircut onto the Tiger Woods mugshot. pic.twitter.com/b2kF9B5q0W
— Toucher and Rich (@Toucherandrich) May 30, 2017
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