Issa White: Here’s What Happened When Sammy Sosa Showed Off His New Even Whiter Face

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Sammy Sosa Looks Pasty

We all knew Sammy Sosa was out here looking ghostly more and more as the days go on but this? This is a bit absurd. Sosa made an appearance on a video for the ESPYs and the internet immediately went into hysterics. Just take a look.

He looks…not great. But hey, you know us. We don’t say anything mean about anyone ever. We just leave it up to you guys! So let’s see what the internet said about his pasty face.