Queen Bey Should ABSOLUTELY Revenge Cheat On Jay Z With THESE Panty-Melters & Poon-Sizzlers

LeBron James

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Queen Bey has been cheating with side-boo Bron-Bron in her mind for years. Sometimes while sitting next to hubby Hov at Cavs games with smoldering lust in her eyes. Oh yasss, that’s bae and we hope she’s at least considered letting him slam dunk the D in her heavenly P.

Chadwick Boseman

He’s the hottest actor alive who plays the superhero King of an Afro-futuristic nation in the biggest movie on Earth. Bey should definitely pack her wigs, onesies and Ivy Park sweatsuits, collect Blue and the twins and run off to Wakanda.

Colin Kaepernick

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Colin & Bey had THAT moment where they passionately eye smashed on stage and set up an intriguing freedom-fighter-athlete-quits-football-to-lead-the-revolution-and-smash-world-famous-superstar-behind-her-elderly-husband’s-back-romance that we’re sure MLK, Jr. dreamed about.

Trevante Rhodes

(Essence)

The screen-lickable super snack keeps the ladies in a TIZZY and recently made a cameo in Hov’s star-studded “Family Feud” video that also featured Bey who we hope slipped him coordinates to an undiscovered island for a secret savagey tropical tryst.

President Barack Obama

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No disrespect to our beloved First Lady Michelle but Barack & Bey would snatch Earth’s wig, re-invent Black love, fix the economy and shatter Al Gore’s internet into a million heart eye-shaped pieces.

Kofi Siriboe

(Instagram)

Certified panty-sizzler Kofi SiriBAE may be smitten with Duckie Thot and proudly pulverizing the panny drawls of Queen Sugar viewers but we’re 100% sure he would make impregnating eye contact with Bey if given the opportunity.

The Rock

(Instagram)

We have no idea what The Rock and Bey would even talk about but that won’t matter when she’s climbing his mountainous muscles while Hov watches The Lego Movie with Blue.

Michael B. Jordan

(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

Ladies love cool MBJ who would Killmonger Bey’s Creolian cakes to oblivion without hesitation.

Jason Momoa

(Warner Bros.)

The ladies can’t get enough of the globally thirsted over God among boys who drenched zillions of panties (including Bey’s, we’re sure) as Aquaman.

Winston Duke

(Marvel)

We’re 100% sure Bey would leave everything behind to scale the Wakandan mountains and p-pop on M’Baku’s vibranium vulva punisher.

Chris Hemsworth

(Marvel)

One swing of the mighty Thor hammer would have Bey all the way down with the swirl.

Idris Elba

(Lexi Jones/WENN.com)

Bey can’t let a little fiancée stop her from popping up on Idris at 3:47 am wearing nothing but a trench coat and heels. It’s IDRIS.

Mahershala Ali

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The impossibly talented Oscar-winner played a swanky supervillain with a rocket launcher (Luke Cage), iconic mathmatician’s husband (Hidden Figures) and gold-hearted dope boy (Moonlight) at the same time, in the same year.  What’s better than 1 living legend? 2.

Julius de Boer

For months, rumors swirled around Bey and her famous bodyguard sneaking and smashing in the shadows (sorta kinda exactly like the movie Bodyguard) but nothing was ever confirmed. Hmmm.

Before we go, here’s a beautiful history of Bey and the love of her life…

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