Queen Bey Should ABSOLUTELY Revenge Cheat On Jay Z With THESE Panty-Melters & Poon-Sizzlers
Spicy Lemonade: Queen Bey Should ABSOLUTELY Revenge Cheat On Jay Z With THESE Panty-Melters & Poon-Sizzlers
Queen Bey’s Hottest Revenge Cheat Options
We LOVE Queen Bey and want the best for her so it’s only right that she gets to revenge cheat on her low down cheating camel of a husband Jay Z after he humiliated her with his shady poon-hopping shenanigans that shook up the BeyHive, tarnished the “Black men don’t cheat” movement and paved the way for this deliciously messy post.
Hit the flip for an essential list of panty-melters and poon-sizzlers Queen Bey should ABSOLUTELY revenge cheat on Jay Z with. (Yes, we’re aware most of them are taken and it’s all just provocative fan fiction)
LeBron James
Queen Bey has been cheating with side-boo Bron-Bron in her mind for years. Sometimes while sitting next to hubby Hov at Cavs games with smoldering lust in her eyes. Oh yasss, that’s bae and we hope she’s at least considered letting him slam dunk the D in her heavenly P.
Chadwick Boseman
He’s the hottest actor alive who plays the superhero King of an Afro-futuristic nation in the biggest movie on Earth. Bey should definitely pack her wigs, onesies and Ivy Park sweatsuits, collect Blue and the twins and run off to Wakanda.
Colin Kaepernick
Colin & Bey had THAT moment where they passionately eye smashed on stage and set up an intriguing freedom-fighter-athlete-quits-football-to-lead-the-revolution-and-smash-world-famous-superstar-behind-her-elderly-husband’s-back-romance that we’re sure MLK, Jr. dreamed about.
Trevante Rhodes
The screen-lickable super snack keeps the ladies in a TIZZY and recently made a cameo in Hov’s star-studded “Family Feud” video that also featured Bey who we hope slipped him coordinates to an undiscovered island for a secret savagey tropical tryst.
President Barack Obama
No disrespect to our beloved First Lady Michelle but Barack & Bey would snatch Earth’s wig, re-invent Black love, fix the economy and shatter Al Gore’s internet into a million heart eye-shaped pieces.
Kofi Siriboe
Certified panty-sizzler Kofi SiriBAE may be smitten with Duckie Thot and proudly pulverizing the panny drawls of Queen Sugar viewers but we’re 100% sure he would make impregnating eye contact with Bey if given the opportunity.
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The Rock
We have no idea what The Rock and Bey would even talk about but that won’t matter when she’s climbing his mountainous muscles while Hov watches The Lego Movie with Blue.
Michael B. Jordan
Ladies love cool MBJ who would Killmonger Bey’s Creolian cakes to oblivion without hesitation.
Jason Momoa
The ladies can’t get enough of the globally thirsted over God among boys who drenched zillions of panties (including Bey’s, we’re sure) as Aquaman.
Winston Duke
We’re 100% sure Bey would leave everything behind to scale the Wakandan mountains and p-pop on M’Baku’s vibranium vulva punisher.
Chris Hemsworth
One swing of the mighty Thor hammer would have Bey all the way down with the swirl.
Idris Elba
Bey can’t let a little fiancée stop her from popping up on Idris at 3:47 am wearing nothing but a trench coat and heels. It’s IDRIS.
Mahershala Ali
The impossibly talented Oscar-winner played a swanky supervillain with a rocket launcher (Luke Cage), iconic mathmatician’s husband (Hidden Figures) and gold-hearted dope boy (Moonlight) at the same time, in the same year. What’s better than 1 living legend? 2.
Julius de Boer
For months, rumors swirled around Bey and her famous bodyguard sneaking and smashing in the shadows (sorta kinda exactly like the movie Bodyguard) but nothing was ever confirmed. Hmmm.
Before we go, here’s a beautiful history of Bey and the love of her life…
Jay Z doesn't even know how close he is to losing the Creole Goddess pic.twitter.com/ybiCMqMYAz
— Elle (@FireinFreetown) June 17, 2016
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