Dorito Diablo (Reportedly) Eats Cheeseburgers In Bed, Sleeps Alone In A Locked Bedroom & Fears Being Poisoned

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Fire and Fury book says Melania was in tears and grief when Trump won the election. Today, her spokesperson said that is fiction. But…. we remember this. pic.twitter.com/y3ay2S8i9D

— Alternative NOAA (@altNOAA) January 4, 2018

“Fire And Fury” Shatters The Internet

Michael Wolff’s deliciously messy new book “Fire And Fury: Inside The Trump White House” has the whole entire internet (and Trump’s wig) ABLAZE after very juicy (and pearl clutch-worthy) excerpts from the soon-to-be best-seller leaked everywhere and shoved America further into the cheeto crusty abyss.

Melania Trump’s response to Trump tell-all book: “The book is clearly going to be sold in the bargain fiction section.” Bad news for her- it’s actually the number one best seller now, and hasn’t even been released yet. pic.twitter.com/t9HAZ0bNKD

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) January 4, 2018

Peep the Twitter hysteria over Michael Wolff’s “Fire And Fury” book on the flip.

Fire and Fury book says Melania was in tears and grief when Trump won the election. Today, her spokesperson said that is fiction. But…. we remember this. pic.twitter.com/y3ay2S8i9D

— Alternative NOAA (@altNOAA) January 4, 2018

Melania Trump’s response to Trump tell-all book: “The book is clearly going to be sold in the bargain fiction section.” Bad news for her- it’s actually the number one best seller now, and hasn’t even been released yet. pic.twitter.com/t9HAZ0bNKD

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) January 4, 2018

In his new book, Michael Wolff paints Trump as a leader who doesn't understand the weight of the presidency and who spends his evenings eating cheeseburgers in bed, watching tv or chitchatting with old friends on the phone.

…. This is the Aug 11 2017 cover of Newsweek: pic.twitter.com/lwyxOcwpZG

— Lauren Werner 🗽 (@LaurenWern) January 4, 2018

#WhatILearnedToday
Trump has a nuke button on his desk and Cheeseburger button by his bed.. pic.twitter.com/uCFaf0hSY3

— WizardAtOdds (@wizardatodds) January 4, 2018

The fact Trump goes to bed at 6pm and eats cheeseburgers is probably the first thing that's ever warmed me towards him.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) January 4, 2018

PARANOIA in the West Wing.
All of Trump's CHEESEBURGERS
🍔🍔🍔🍔 will be checked for hidden recording devices. #HoldTheBigMacSauce

— David Larry (@TheBlackSwan54) January 4, 2018

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Maybe I’ve misjudged Trump. Anyone who goes to bed at 6:30pm with three cheeseburgers can’t be all bad.

— Jennifer Shearman (@jenshearman) January 4, 2018

The illustrations for the #FireAndFury excerpt are fantastic. https://t.co/ySLLCntKdH pic.twitter.com/c40m22uxan

— Jennifer Baty ❄️⛄️ (@JenBaty) January 3, 2018

Read about Trump locking himself in his bedroom, eating cheeseburgers and binging on TV, and I’m thinking “stars…they’re just like us!”

— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 4, 2018

page 23 of new Wolff book: “Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends’ wives into bed.”

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) January 3, 2018

Michael Wolff's book notes that Trump insists on pulling his own sheets every morning. This means he pisses the bed. (Or something even more gross.)

— Morrigan Jonsdottir (@Miss_Fedelm) January 4, 2018

Of the many lines emerging via Michael Wolff on Trump, this is among the most troubling pic.twitter.com/1vwmYAQO0I

— Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) January 4, 2018

Trump's lawyers have issued a lengthy letter to Michael Wolff demanding he stop publication of book and issue an apology. Signed by Charles Harder, the lawyer who brought Gawker down.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) January 4, 2018