Ritz, Please: One-And-Three Clappers Are Mad Serena Williams Has Returned And Is Backhanding Becky Backsides

oh fun its that time of year where people say serena williams and maria sharapova have a rivalry even though serena has won the last 18 matches in a row and maria hasn't won since 2004 wow

— Taylor Rooks (@TaylorRooks) June 3, 2018

Michael Jordan wins Game 5 of the '97 NBA Finals with the flu = "one of the greatest performances ever"

Tiger Woods wins 2008 U.S Open with broken cartilage and fractured tibia = "one of the greatest performances ever"

Serena Williams beats seeded players after giving birth: https://t.co/zbm3aoAwzX

— Charlotte Clymer🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) June 4, 2018

In your fervor to discredit one of the greatest athletes of all time, you inadvertently discredited the scores of other players that you’d be fine watching in their current state were it not for Serena’s superior skill. What an awful way to spend the twilight of your life, sir. https://t.co/7eso21d7r4

— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) June 4, 2018

It lacks players who are better than Serena Williams. https://t.co/aDTQcdAtgA

— Melanie Dione (@beauty_jackson) June 4, 2018

Dear Media,

Serena Williams is 19-2 vs Maria Sharapova.

She has beaten her 18 times in a row.

She has beaten her 14 straight years

it’s not a rivalry…

— George M Johnson (@IamGMJohnson) June 3, 2018

Today in fragile masculinity.

"Serena Williams returning to the majors and ruling on the courts after having a baby makes me feel some kind of way so SHE IS FAT AND WOMEN'S TENNIS IS NOT REAL TENNIS IT'S JUST SILLY GIRLS." https://t.co/anZnGsLI1Q

— Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel) June 4, 2018

Serena Williams and Sharapova don't even belong in the same sentence.

Serena has 23 Grand Slams. 23!
Head to head record 19-2 (to Serena)
18 straight wins over Sharapova
Sharapova last won 14yrs ago

Sharapova was bust for doping & wrote a salty book

No contest#RolandGarros

— Koshiek Karan (@iamkoshiek) June 4, 2018

Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.
Serena is not Maria’s rival.

Serena is legend.
Thanks, MGMT

— Mattie James (@themattiejames) June 4, 2018

Me preparing all the "Serena had a baby, went to her death bed, came back from her death bed, danced at a royal wedding and still Sharadoper couldn't beat her" tweets #RG18 pic.twitter.com/JN5QGQdnrF

— Pändä Mönïüm (@arsenalpanda11) June 4, 2018

Ha ha ha ha the extremely casual level of disrespect Serena is subjected to on the reg rustles every last one of my jimmies

She's the greatest of all time

Eat my ass

— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) June 4, 2018

For all the tennis lovers out there as we wait to watch Serena v Maria let's not allow this white media 2 call this a rivalry. Serena is a champion & Maria an average steroid cheating blond dewy eyed girl who serves with 2 left feet. There's no contest here. 19-2 isn't a rivalry

— Nyarai Nhau (@nyashaneta) June 4, 2018

Live footage of Serena Williams training for that tough clash with Maria Sharapova. pic.twitter.com/V69ckg1vyg

— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) June 4, 2018

it’s wild that this extremely mediocre white woman is so often placed in the same sentence as the far superior Serena Williams https://t.co/iYpNVXZgXY

— Jules (@thecityofjules) June 2, 2018

Maria Sharapova last beat Serena Williams in 2004.

Basically, white folks will keep their “best hope” relevant in the face of Black Excellence, especially if they think that Great White Hope is attractive.

Beat. Her. Ass. Serena. https://t.co/4SCQeXniwO

— Rusty Redenbacher (@rustymk2) June 4, 2018

Maria Sharapova convincing the world (mostly white media) that in all her mediocrity, she is a rival of the greatest to ever do it – Serena Williams – that right there is the toxicity of whiteness defined. pic.twitter.com/NwwE4espOd

— Jekanyika 🇿🇼 (@tedoex) June 3, 2018