Drake’s Sunken Scorpion, Hidden Papi Lyrics Inspired These HILARIOUS (And Petty) “I Wasn’t Hiding” Tweets

I wasn’t hiding my side beech from my girl I was just hiding my girl from my side beech. Thanks Drake

— Michael Blackson (@MichaelBlackson) June 29, 2018

Lakers Fans: "I wasn’t hiding my love for Lebron from the world. I was hiding the world from my love for Lebron."

— NUFFSAID NY (@nuffsaidNY) July 2, 2018

“I wasn’t hiding the financial aid from Howard students. I was hiding Howard students from the financial aid.” pic.twitter.com/VAlcztld7c

— Prince Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name (@TwiterlessGuru) June 30, 2018

Beyoncé:
“I wasn’t hiding the twins from the world. I was hiding the world from my twins.” pic.twitter.com/MlWhJxO6Ar

— BashiBabe 🇨🇩 (@OneAfricanChick) July 1, 2018

i wasn’t hidin my gonorrhea from you, i was hidin you from my gonorrhea

— Gian Pettus (@gianpettus) June 29, 2018

“I wasn’t hiding my child from the world, I was hiding my child from Rasheeda” pic.twitter.com/8VNdWjMBXB

— Real ThickThighs of Atlanta (@AyanaTheDIVA) July 1, 2018

Parents: Why didn't you tell us your CGPA was so low?

Me: I wasn't hiding my CGPA from you guys, I was hiding you guys from my CGPA… pic.twitter.com/nwu3NApabS

— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) June 30, 2018

I'm gonna give y'all a day to get all the "I wasn't hiding ____ from my ____, I was hiding my ____ from ____" tweets out of your system before I start reporting and blocking.

— big baby lex (@aalekefs) June 29, 2018

I wasn’t hiding my check from the bills I was hiding the bills from my check

— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) June 30, 2018

When I suck in my stomach in pictures; I wasn’t hiding my belly from the world, I was hiding the world from my belly

— ? (@ThePissTakker) June 30, 2018

“I wasn’t hiding my hairline from the world, I was hiding the world from my hairline” #Scorpion pic.twitter.com/W4DFTFbDhf

— ZuluWithDaNgudHair (@Mzombe) June 29, 2018

I wasn’t hiding drugs from the feds, I was hiding the Feds from the drugs – Pusha T probably

— . (@DDotOmen) June 29, 2018

I wasn’t hiding my income from fafsa, I was hiding fafsa from my income.

— LeThanos (@wholesomeman) June 30, 2018

I wasn’t hiding my weed from you, I was hiding you from my weed🤷🏽‍♂️

— Ju-Bandz (@bay_ju) June 30, 2018

Night of wedding

Groom : Why didn’t you tell me you’re not a virgin ?

Bride : I wasn’t hiding my virginity from you, I was hiding you from my virginity…#AlphaMedia pic.twitter.com/xbDIMDyAoX

— Badass 💀 (@unilag_badass) June 30, 2018

when I posted my sideting i wasn't hiding my sideting from the snap, I was hiding the snap from my sidetings

— Mr Mullaaaa ❄️ (@mulla_fr) June 29, 2018

Spotify be like “I wasn’t hiding the album from the people, I was hiding the people from the album” 💀🤦🏽‍♂️ #Drake #Scorpion

— sahil (@officialsahilg_) June 29, 2018

"You ashamed of me? You haven't introduced me to your family"

I wasn't hiding you from my family. I was hiding my family from you.

Thanks Drake.

— Men For Street 😏 (@KayceeHills_) June 29, 2018

Mum: why you hiding your phone from me
Me: I wasn’t hiding my phone from you, I was hiding you from my phone. pic.twitter.com/1V97gpA0YB

— Sasaki (@khalid_hussy) June 29, 2018

“i wasnt hiding my fattass self from the world.. i was hiding the world from my fattass self” pic.twitter.com/FQUZHXnqAA

— nat🍯💛 (@natuhlee_jas) June 29, 2018