Lana Del Rey and Azealia Banks beef on Twitter for some unknown reason

Bandwidth Beef: Lana Del Rey Threatens To Beat The Brakes Off Azealia Banks

Posted on October 9, 2018 - By Bossip Staff

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Lana Del Rey And Azealia Banks Beef On Twitter

Lana Del Rey and Azealia Banks are latest famous faces to make us wish Celebrity Death Match was still on TV. The origins of this beef is still unknown, however, one thing is very clear, Lana Del Rey ain’t scared.

@shopcheapyxo u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldn’t.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018

We caught wind of the above tweet and did some rapid research and found nothing that Banks has said about Lana on Twitter or Instagram.

But that didn’t take long to change…

Let’s talk about arm workouts today!! Example : This is an example of an aging white woman who got work done on her face, and none done on her body (where she needed it most)
Let’s walk her through some upper arm workout! #CHEAPYXOTIPS pic.twitter.com/yVmBALwPu0

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

Escalation protocol initiated. Flip the page to see how this all played out in 280 characters or less.

First, we need her to call the surgeon who did her pointy Michael Jackson nose and ask for some kybella for those chicken patties!!’ Next we need her to head over to Instagram and invest in some @FlatTummyCo lollipops and a $20 waist trainer!

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

This went left SO fast. These two are the #1 and #2 trending topic on Twitter almost instantly!

Keep flipping to see each of the ladies’ scathing replies

I won’t not fuck you the fuck up. Period.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018

Step Two: pick up the two dicks on the floor and raise them up by your ears. hold them in your clenched fists with your elbows facing the floor.

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

I’ll send you my surgeon’s number and a good psychiatrist I know in LA – your psych meds aren’t working #uneedanewcocktail

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018

Step Three: turn your head to the side, open your mouth, and agitate the dick with the tip of one in your mouth, and the tip of the other in your ear.

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

Banks. u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018

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When you are finished. Be sure to collect the semen ejected from said dicks, and massage this liquid into your aging white lady skin. This is an excellent way to fill the wrinkles left behind by expired botox.

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

And remember ! Never get plastic surgery on your face, without consideration for how it fits with your body! A 27 year old face means nothing when you’ve got a 60 year old body! #MISSAMORBUBBLEGUMBEAUTYBAR can help! @LanaDelRey

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

@LanaDelRey I would love to send you some of the Miss Amor Bubblegum Beauty Bar to help with the freckling, discoloration and sun spots you have on your body! Your face is bleached, let #CHEAPYXO help you step your bodily skin up too! https://t.co/XFUtD56AL1

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

The same one that got you hooked on oxy? No thanks sis…. you’re on your own with that. 😇 https://t.co/ACc9PRm1E5

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

Wow Lana just let me finesse her for #CHEAPYXO promo. Werk Novice Witch!!! @LanaDelRey you’re officially my SON!

— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018

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