What the hell…
Shane Dawson Ejaculating On Cat Story Erupts Twitter
Who is Shane Dawson??? We don’t even know (or care) but this guy has millions of folks following and now disgusted. He’s apparently a youtube “comedian” who has a sketchy history with his pets. Lots of White people know who he is, and they are FREAKED out after a creepy sound bite of him resurfaced from 2015. In the clip, Dawson admits to doing the unthinkable with his innocent feline.
A chuckling Dawson tries to sound “funny” while describing sexually assaulting the helpless animal, but it does the opposite…
Here is the clip:
I found the audio!! Shane Dawson came on his cat! WTF!!!!! This was on his podcast pic.twitter.com/6slFQRxIeE
— Sandwich Ruler (@magician_dragon) March 17, 2019
“I lay the cat down on her back…then I humped and I humped and I humped and I c-me all over the cat.”
Utterly DISGUSTING, right? Welp lots of folks are outraged, while others are cracking some reasonably funny jokes.
So is #shanedawson into cats or dogs? pic.twitter.com/e5YQBUNMBd
— kai dwyer (@kdwyrx) March 18, 2019
Shane, however, seems embarrassed he told the story and is now back peddling with this apology.
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) March 18, 2019
Apparently, this fool also has a history of being racist, unhygienic and ignorant. Now he’s an alleged animal abuser or liar, pick one!
Hit the flip to see how Twitter is justifiably dragging this guy.
shane dawson: has done blackface, said the n word, called a child sexy, joked about pedophilia &child pornography, has apparently humped a cat & came on it (or joked about doing so), is overall disgusting, unhygienic, insensitive, ignorant, & misinformed, yet y’all still like him
— lauretta 🍬 (@yerimsfairy) March 17, 2019
Shane Dawson’s cat when it sees PETA arrive at the front door pic.twitter.com/2ScTFQOma5
— jennifer (@jennifermndo) March 18, 2019
shane dawson's cat tomorrow on good morning america pic.twitter.com/umcHl1mQob
— bb20 rants (@thenomwheel) March 18, 2019
Me logging onto twitter and finding out Shane Dawson was trending, then finding out why he was tending. pic.twitter.com/JkICXSFW5i
— andy (@nofucksandy) March 18, 2019
Shane Dawson watching himself loose subscribers #shanedawson pic.twitter.com/8Q3dWgjPsg
— 𝕸𝖆𝖈🥀 ||| #1 Haunted Stan (@YALLGOING2JAIIL) March 18, 2019
Proof Shane Dawson has sex with cats 🤮🤮🤮🤮 pic.twitter.com/FKN6GFa9CX
— Jordan Charette (@jordan_c_10) March 18, 2019
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Racism and Bestiality when they were waiting on Shane Dawson to decide which of the two he was going to take part in pic.twitter.com/gGCstTVrI1
— GOHSOKA WONO 👑HoR👑 (@Gohsoka) March 18, 2019
It has been reported that Cheeto aka Shane Dawson's cat has decided to take Shane Dawson to court for 'Beastiality' towards him.
When being asked about the situation Cheeto said "Lets do it baby i know the law" pic.twitter.com/4qGwZce91D— meghan trainor's potty (@unravelfame) March 18, 2019
Shane Dawson’s cat when he gets home pic.twitter.com/ZbsitV9xAV
— Andrew D (@ademboi) March 18, 2019
Shane Dawson’s cat when he gets home pic.twitter.com/ZbsitV9xAV
— Andrew D (@ademboi) March 18, 2019
PETA to shane dawson’s animals pic.twitter.com/pZIlAsQyl0
— j o e g a r d n e r (@joegardnerrrr) March 18, 2019
allosexual shane dawson moodboard: pic.twitter.com/CdtVOfVxHk
— 🍃all that for a drop of clout🦑 (@catmoonie) March 18, 2019
Everyone minding their own business:
Shane Dawson: “I humped my cat and came on its stomach once.” #ShaneDawsonIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/X4pheJjhJV
— kayla (@lifeonthe_low) March 18, 2019
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